chrispti Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I want land to shoot on around the Hampshire area. I do not charge, but a contribution towards cartridges and fuel is a must! I am insured. I do not want any little silly fields either! I will reply to all PM's one at a time, so please be patient! Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I have 10,000 acres of drilled peas which I will pay you £50 an hour to shoot on and provide all the cartridges you want, I promise I will bring you cups of tea every hour, build you several bale hides around the field and refund your petrol. Plus wear and tear on your 4x4. No sorry I will provide you with a land rover doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 (edited) I have 10,000 acres of drilled peas which I will pay you £50 an hour to shoot on and provide all the cartridges you want, I promise I will bring you cups of tea every hour, build you several bale hides around the field and refund your petrol. Plus wear and tear on your 4x4. No sorry I will provide you with a land rover doc I will consider your offer, as there was no mention of lunch Edited November 21, 2010 by chrispti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamp Beast Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I`ll throw in a country cottage and a cook incase your too tired to drive home after your shooting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 (edited) I`ll throw in a country cottage and a cook incase your too tired to drive home after your shooting I HAVE TO DRIVE :blink: Edited November 21, 2010 by chrispti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inshallah Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 When you get your permission (and I'm sure you will with that offer), to save you the bother and expense of actually driving out to the shoot, I'll go over and do the shooting for you if you like. Just trying to help out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I'll send my wife to carry your gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popgun Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I'll do it for £40 an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 cheeky *******! someone offers their time to shoot pests and these are the best offers he gets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuatpl Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 You can have my misses overnight if your on a stop over! She will clean your guns too! Gives me a chance to go lamping in peace. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMcC Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 You can have my misses overnight if your on a stop over! She will clean your guns too! Gives me a chance to go lamping in peace. LOL! Now I know it's a wind up How on earth is he going to continue shooting the following day if he is up all night talking to your wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retromlc Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 (edited) . Edited November 24, 2010 by retromlc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lez325 Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I'll throw in a day with Hugh Fernley Watzizface then he can cook what you shoot- save you the bother Les Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune82 Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Ive got a problem with too many driven pheasants on my shoot. Ill pay you £40 for everyone you can shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 You can shoot with me any time but for every bird you miss i will kick you up the harris or charge you £20 note's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 You can shoot with me any time but for every bird you miss i will roger you up the harris and charge you £20 note's :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 You can shoot with me any time but for every bird you miss i will kick you up the harris or charge you £20 note's Dont wear your best shoes then because after today's performance Id probably need a bank loan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 View Postmagman, on 21 November 2010 - 08:07 PM, said:You can shoot with me any time but for every bird you miss i will roger you up the harris and charge you £20 note's can i come too steady on :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Dont wear your best shoes then because after today's performance Id probably need a bank loan Or a new harris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Or a new harris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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