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It seems to be school holidays and the time of the year for infantile spaz questions.....

 

So, here's mine. What colour is your skeet vest? Mine is olive green, so the clays can't see me. It's also got a pheasant embroidered on it, so I blend in with a rural background. <_<

 

I've pinned a little green metal badge on it too, which I thought makes me look professional, can't remember what it says though....

 

How about you? I can't wait to find out what colours you wear :sly:

 

Kinnell....... :huh:

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I have three green vests, one blue and one grey and leather.

 

If I want to look like a plonker, I dress in green.

 

If I want to look like a sophisticated plonker, I wear blue.

 

I can't fit in to the grey one - need to lose another few stone.

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I have three green vests, one blue and one grey and leather.

 

If I want to look like a plonker, I dress in green.

 

If I want to look like a sophisticated plonker, I wear blue.

 

I can't fit in to the grey one - need to lose another few stone.

 

So would you say grey is a slim man's colour? I think I need to get one of them :lol:

 

And when do you wear the leather one? or is that rather personal? :o :yp: :o

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I have a mesh blue one as I am kinky like that. :yp:

I also have a black one with leather bits on but it has Browning written all over it so only wear it when I want people to feel sorry for me.

 

You really should conduct a pole on this subject.

 

PS your badge says "My name's Richard & I am special" ..... true story

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I have a mesh blue one as I am kinky like that. :yp:

I also have a black one with leather bits on but it has Browning written all over it so only wear it when I want people to feel sorry for me.

 

You really should conduct a pole on this subject.

 

PS your badge says "My name's Richard & I am special" ..... true story

 

Conduct a pole? as in Mikhail Bronskizzcxzcvslav from Warsaw? :hmm:

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I have a mesh blue one as I am kinky like that. :yp:

I also have a black one with leather bits on but it has Browning written all over it so only wear it when I want people to feel sorry for me.

 

You really should conduct a pole on this subject.

 

PS your badge says "My name's Richard & I am a special needs person" ..... true story

 

It's a good job you're his carer Timps :lol:

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Conduct a pole? as in Mikhail Bronskizzcxzcvslav from Warsaw? :hmm:

 

No I was thinking more of the Warsaw Philharmonic Orchestra, you wave your gun about aimlessly in the air so might as well try and get some music out of you.

 

It's a good job you're his carer Timps :lol:

 

;) yes and I need a pay rise and new seat covers, its a thankless job but someone has to do it :good:

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So would you say grey is a slim man's colour? I think I need to get one of them

 

And when do you wear the leather one? or is that rather personal?

 

Chard - I passed on my grey and leather skeet vest to Surly Junior. It looks slimmer on him. He has since moved on to a Browning vest. If you come across him, you can ask him any personal questions about the leather trim, whilst he picks you up with one hand. Good luck. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I use a black one for lamping clays at night. :good:

 

 

I think Health & Safety would have something to say about that. <_<

 

I hope you've got bands of flourescent yellow reflective strip round it at 3 inch intervals, so you look like Wally Wasp :sly:

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I have a nice mesh number. I have resisted the urge to have my name embroidered on it as:

 

1.I know my name.

2 I am not Faulds or Digweed in my shooting ability

3.When I cock up a stand everyone isnt standing behind going oh look its Dibs what a bumder!

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I think Health & Safety would have something to say about that. <_<

 

I hope you've got bands of flourescent yellow reflective strip round it at 3 inch intervals, so you look like Wally Wasp :sly:

 

No way Jose, H&S is for benders.

 

I have fitted a little light in the pocket so I can see my cartridges though :D and have fitted a 'speshul' recoil pad to help me with the nasty recoil :yes:

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No way Jose, H&S is for benders.

 

I have fitted a little light in the pocket so I can see my cartridges though :D and have fitted a 'speshul' recoil pad to help me with the nasty recoil :yes:

 

 

I got my Mum to sew a "recoil pad pocket" into mine :good:

 

I keep my sandwiches in it though :hmm:

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I got my Mum to sew a "recoil pad pocket" into mine :good:

 

I keep my sandwiches in it though :hmm:

 

I got my 'speshul' friend to sew mine in, but he ate it and sewed a sandwich onto my skeet vest, not ideal but handy for a nibble between stands :good:

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You could say you're a BLT shooter and **** down your leg :lol:

 

:lol: :lol:

 

I've got a special pocket for cartridges in mine too. I can get 1000 shells in it so I can practice the easy and hard targets without having to trudge back to the car for more ammo :P

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