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Was sitting moaning tonight about the fact that my motorbike would be locked away in my garage all winter at the mercy of the mice.... And my other half pipes up -

 

"why don't you keep it in the spare room over winter"

 

:):yes:

 

So what has your other half said that surprises you?

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My wife piped up at tea-time.... "I really need a ****!" :yes:

 

It's now 10:50, the kids are in bed, all the chores are done and the poor lass looks knackered bless 'er...

 

So, this is me signing off and heading up the stairs... Whilst I would like to think I'll find her spread eagled on the bed in anticipation, I think the reality will be more like tucked up under the duvet snoring... and that's with giving here a 5 minute head start while I type this!

 

:lol:

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My wife piped up at tea-time.... "I really need a ****!" :yes:

 

It's now 10:50, the kids are in bed, all the chores are done and the poor lass looks knackered bless 'er...

 

So, this is me signing off and heading up the stairs... Whilst I would like to think I'll find her spread eagled on the bed in anticipation, I think the reality will be more like tucked up under the duvet snoring... and that's with giving here a 5 minute head start while I type this!

 

:lol:

 

But if you're careful and quiet vipa .... :lol: :lol:

 

Or maybe the sensored word was - ess aytch eye tee??

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The other weekend I was making an effort to stay in and do a few jobs around the house with the mrs. She could see that I kept checking the wind and looking at my watch and out of the blue she said, 'look, why don't you just go fishing'.

 

It was a swinging saloon doors job and a cloud of dust as the truck vanished down the coast road.

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The other weekend I was making an effort to stay in and do a few jobs around the house with the mrs. She could see that I kept checking the wind and looking at my watch and out of the blue she said, 'look, why don't you just go fishing'.

 

It was a swinging saloon doors job and a cloud of dust as the truck vanished down the coast road.

 

ESP All wives have it.

When I am up early going shooting/fishing she will say "your bright and alert this morning".Obviously as opposed to other mornings when am half asleep.Not ESP I know but still ****** me off.Men don't have ESP,its called a guilty concience. :D :D

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more like, " ok if you have to, but hurry up" :oops:

 

I once had,"are you going to be much longer" :huh:

 

Some of my best true one's I have heard.

 

A married man said to his wife, "well love we've been married 40 yrs and I may have only 10 yrs left - and I'm ***** if I'm going to spend them with you" at that he walked out - never to be seen again.

 

I once told a friend how romantic is to lay by an open fire with your wife & a bottle of wine. He replied " well lets face it after a few bottles of wine you could put a pig in front of the fire and it would look good" I made the near fatal mistake of telling my wife :o

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Was sitting moaning tonight about the fact that my motorbike would be locked away in my garage all winter at the mercy of the mice.... And my other half pipes up -

 

"why don't you keep it in the spare room over winter"

 

:):yes:

 

So what has your other half said that surprises you?

 

What sort of bike is it Gixer? winter for me is getting the Quad out to help out on the shoot, they give me 5 gal a week to thrash about :good:

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i reckon he will have a gsxr (gixer) :hmm:

 

Just want to be sure, maybe he sold it? - knew a guy who openned both garage doors to get his pushbike out :blush:

 

Made the shortest biker friendship - 2mins a while ago:blush:

 

Went to workshop and saw a picture of this guy sitting on a XT660R as my son has one, we quickley got into a chat. I said," it's great to buy something different instead of most sheep and buying a H****t. Instant silance he replied," that picture of me on the XT660R was taken on holiday I own a H****t and walked of deeply offended :/

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