gixer1 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Was sitting moaning tonight about the fact that my motorbike would be locked away in my garage all winter at the mercy of the mice.... And my other half pipes up - "why don't you keep it in the spare room over winter" So what has your other half said that surprises you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDAV Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 LOL "i really think you should have your grandads shotgun" thats why I'm here! She has regretted it ever since as she thought i would just keep it locked in cabinet and never use it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnome of the Woods Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted September 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Yes! : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imissalot Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Yes! before ya married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnome of the Woods Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Well to be honest it's more like,"get on with it then!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Well to be honest it's more like,"get on with it then!" or "Christ is it that time of the year already" :unsure: :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vipa Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 My wife piped up at tea-time.... "I really need a ****!" It's now 10:50, the kids are in bed, all the chores are done and the poor lass looks knackered bless 'er... So, this is me signing off and heading up the stairs... Whilst I would like to think I'll find her spread eagled on the bed in anticipation, I think the reality will be more like tucked up under the duvet snoring... and that's with giving here a 5 minute head start while I type this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted September 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) My wife piped up at tea-time.... "I really need a ****!" It's now 10:50, the kids are in bed, all the chores are done and the poor lass looks knackered bless 'er... So, this is me signing off and heading up the stairs... Whilst I would like to think I'll find her spread eagled on the bed in anticipation, I think the reality will be more like tucked up under the duvet snoring... and that's with giving here a 5 minute head start while I type this! But if you're careful and quiet vipa .... :lol: Or maybe the sensored word was - ess aytch eye tee?? Edited September 5, 2011 by gixer1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 But if you're careful and quiet vipa .... :lol: Or maybe the sensored word was - ess aytch eye tee?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBhoy Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 But if you're careful and quiet vipa .... :lol: Or maybe the sensored word was - ess aytch eye tee?? haha thats what i was thiking mate. vipa you kinky sod, the things that go on behind closed doors, dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 The other weekend I was making an effort to stay in and do a few jobs around the house with the mrs. She could see that I kept checking the wind and looking at my watch and out of the blue she said, 'look, why don't you just go fishing'. It was a swinging saloon doors job and a cloud of dust as the truck vanished down the coast road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddywack12 Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 Well to be honest it's more like,"get on with it then!" more like, " ok if you have to, but hurry up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chally2 Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 I think a having a 101 is a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBhoy Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 it's not so much what she says but what she does. so flexible.... to be able to bend like that and clean right at the back of the oven is a real talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 I think a having a 101 is a good idea. Looks like a beauty Chally. Always wanted one but could never really justify ownership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good shot? Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) The other weekend I was making an effort to stay in and do a few jobs around the house with the mrs. She could see that I kept checking the wind and looking at my watch and out of the blue she said, 'look, why don't you just go fishing'. It was a swinging saloon doors job and a cloud of dust as the truck vanished down the coast road. ESP All wives have it. When I am up early going shooting/fishing she will say "your bright and alert this morning".Obviously as opposed to other mornings when am half asleep.Not ESP I know but still ****** me off.Men don't have ESP,its called a guilty concience. :D Edited September 6, 2011 by Good shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vipa Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 Well.... all I can say is.. Wonders never cease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 Well.... all I can say is.. Wonders never cease! No miss-fires then chap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gadge-it Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 Are you out shooting again,yes because iam not watching that **** on the telly with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) more like, " ok if you have to, but hurry up" I once had,"are you going to be much longer" Some of my best true one's I have heard. A married man said to his wife, "well love we've been married 40 yrs and I may have only 10 yrs left - and I'm ***** if I'm going to spend them with you" at that he walked out - never to be seen again. I once told a friend how romantic is to lay by an open fire with your wife & a bottle of wine. He replied " well lets face it after a few bottles of wine you could put a pig in front of the fire and it would look good" I made the near fatal mistake of telling my wife :o Edited September 7, 2011 by Conygree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Was sitting moaning tonight about the fact that my motorbike would be locked away in my garage all winter at the mercy of the mice.... And my other half pipes up - "why don't you keep it in the spare room over winter" So what has your other half said that surprises you? What sort of bike is it Gixer? winter for me is getting the Quad out to help out on the shoot, they give me 5 gal a week to thrash about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ91 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 What sort of bike is it Gixer? winter for me is getting the Quad out to help out on the shoot, they give me 5 gal a week to thrash about i reckon he will have a gsxr (gixer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 i reckon he will have a gsxr (gixer) Just want to be sure, maybe he sold it? - knew a guy who openned both garage doors to get his pushbike out Made the shortest biker friendship - 2mins a while ago:blush: Went to workshop and saw a picture of this guy sitting on a XT660R as my son has one, we quickley got into a chat. I said," it's great to buy something different instead of most sheep and buying a H****t. Instant silance he replied," that picture of me on the XT660R was taken on holiday I own a H****t and walked of deeply offended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Shall we have an early night?? :look: or you have the day off why dont you go night fishing??? found out later that she had arranged a girly night in and wanted me out of the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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