black hat Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 a man says to his wife "get the dog we are going shooting today" the man wife says "i dont wont to go shooting" so the man gives her three choices: 1 **** job 2 shooting for the day or 3 take it up the **** the wife chooses the **** job. after a while of sucking his **** see says"this tasted of ****" and the man says "yes the dog did'nt want to go shooting either" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 OOOOOER MISSUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 A Chubby Brown special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 What's black and slides down Nelsons column ?? Winny Mandela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COLINSRI Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 after a while of sucking his **** see says"this tasted of ****"and the man says "yes the dog did'nt want to go shooting either" Not nice...........quite funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 blimey its give an old joke a home day today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenzie Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Last time i heard this one they were going fishing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Similar to the one asking how a Tasmanian woman knows her mother is menstruating. Her brother's **** tastes funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickymiroku Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 what utter filth, got any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 If pounds in a prostitute's purse are the wages of sin, what are pennies in a rent boy's pocket? RECTUMPENCE!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 they are disgraceful lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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