DSPUK Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I kid you not -- there was a case at bakery where customers complained of funny taste to iced buns so owners installed CCTV camera's in back room - it was the young lad working there that was Icing the iced cakes if you know what I mean - I have seen the video. dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I won't ask how you made the holes in the doughnuts! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) When I was a baker we used to have a lenght of string on our todger to lift it out for a "P" this saved the need to wash hands . To put it away again we used the tongs from the shop that were used to place cakes etc into the boxes so that the cakes were not touched by dirty hands . But it looked good to the customers, you just don't know what goes on behind closed doors I would have had one string forward for removing the old chap and one string running aft through the crevice and tied to my belt for retrieving. Voila! Tongs redundant. You can have that one Terry. Edited October 14, 2011 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 stuff like this does not bother me. I am hardly ever ill and had worse things and then woken up next to on a Saturday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mongrel- Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Pub/restaurant loo door handles is the one for me, I'm generally not overly fussy nor too worried about dirt, but several hundred other blokes **** and God knows what else smeared around a door handle, nah, you're ok! I always find something to place between my finger flesh and the handle rather than touching it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Pub/restaurant loo door handles is the one for me, I'm generally not overly fussy nor too worried about dirt, but several hundred other blokes **** and God knows what else smeared around a door handle, nah, you're ok! I always find something to place between my finger flesh and the handle rather than touching it! Door handles in KFC. Hells teeth, they're greasier than the gulf of Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) I kid you not -- there was a case at bakery where customers complained of funny taste to iced buns so owners installed CCTV camera's in back room - it was the young lad working there that was Icing the iced cakes if you know what I mean - I have seen the video. dave come on (the other spelling is banned) Edited October 14, 2011 by bakerboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I won't ask how you made the holes in the doughnuts! It's a whole different world, what with using Slips and Bonnets, making Bloomers, and then of course "creaming the tarts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I won't ask how you made the holes in the doughnuts! I am not telling but it was good fun and a sort after job in the bakery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Hatrick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBhoy Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I thought is was balls-deep round your way? i'm teaching kids how to lamb in england, there no way they could handle the genuine welsh way!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Have you noticed the number of staff in the bakers shops who touch the bread and money alternatly every time they serve a customer. In our local bakers they all wear blue gloves but it doesn't make any difference because they still handle the bread and the money with the gloves on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Have you noticed the number of staff in the bakers shops who touch the bread and money alternatly every time they serve a customer. In our local bakers they all wear blue gloves but it doesn't make any difference because they still handle the bread and the money with the gloves on. Can you imagine how many gloves you would go through in a day to change from serving to taking money. They are not free to the Baker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 (edited) I only use 'foot operated' public loos :unsure: open door with foot, lift seat with foot - hovver. ok paper work by hand, flush with foot & exit by foot - then cleans hands with wipes Highest infection - doctors ties (true one). Just think what body parts they have trailed through, especially surgical, yep they have it all on. Edited October 17, 2011 by Conygree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDAV Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 (edited) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-454841/Average-kitchen-worktop-cleaner-toilet-seat-claims-report.html I wouldn't worry chaps what doesnt kill you makes you stronger, Edited October 17, 2011 by HDAV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 (edited) I only use 'foot operated' public loos :unsure: open door with foot, lift seat with foot - hovver. ok paper work by hand, flush with foot & exit by foot - then cleans hands with wipes Highest infection - doctors ties (true one). Just think what body parts they have trailed through, especially surgical, yep they have it all on. I've had a variety of intrusive and embaressing procedures and I can honestly say that not once have I had a doctors tie brush any part of my anatomy. Change you're doctor Conygree, he probably just tells you its his tie flapping about your person as you lie there getting examined! Edited October 17, 2011 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 (edited) Thought her tie was a bit stiff - bit like a rabbit :o Not my doctor Ack-Ack it was a finding from infection control nurses, they swobbed a doctor tie to see what would grow - in a lab. It has also been noted that most doctors don't wash their hands after having a pee I worked in one operating theatre - bit different from the TV image, one doctor was selling eggs from his farm during operations :blink: Went to give blood once the nurse kept rubbing herself against my hand = blood pressure went up and I filled my bag in record time. Edited October 17, 2011 by Conygree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 (edited) Good god guys, why the fuss? Bacteria is good for you and it's what your immune system is built around. I hate to think how many times I hit **** with my lawn mower - at the same time I hate to think how many times I shove my hand down under the deck to clear it out when it's wet. Do I wash my hands before lunch? And all of you that worry about the handle of the pub loo - I wonder how many of us have snogged an up for it girl in a nightclub half an hour after she's been down on your best mate without you realising? Think about it... Edited October 17, 2011 by njc110381 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Went to give blood once the nurse kept rubbing herself against my hand = blood pressure went up and I filled my bag in record time. Hate to think what she'd have done if she'd wanted a stool sample :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 And all of you that worry about the handle of the pub loo - I wonder how many of us have snogged an up for it girl in a nightclub half an hour after she's been down on your best mate without you realising? Think about it... You must keep some colourful company chap I've no problem with being exposed to bacteria but being exposed to other peoples utter filth is another matter. Every been bowling? Run a white napkin round one of the finger holes. They serve greasy finger food on the lanes and it all ends up in the balls. Its rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 You must keep some colourful company chap I've no problem with being exposed to bacteria but being exposed to other peoples utter filth is another matter. Every been bowling? Run a white napkin round one of the finger holes. They serve greasy finger food on the lanes and it all ends up in the balls.Its rank. I think Rank Bowling has closes down its BowlingWorld round here now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Hate to think what she'd have done if she'd wanted a stool sample :lol: maybe put her 'marigolds' on and - better stop there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 I think Rank Bowling has closes down its BowlingWorld round here now :lol: Top one, didn't notice that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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