escortmagnum999 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Got a few from being on the buildings for 10 years, its a cruel place to be! FINDUS - A labourer who was always pulling sickys to go fishing. SLIM - a 25 stone bricklayer, who liked the odd pie or 6. THE HORIZONTAL CHAMP - another bricklayer that made a habit of getting a hiding everytime he went out. T.I.T - stands for thick, ignorant, townie. CUSHY - my best mate, his last name is butterfield, as in the song cushy butterfield. My nickname is Tossy, my grandfather had it before me. Something to do with when he worked in the pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Im called Hero by my rugby teammates. I know why but im not saying A rugby team mate is called Flymo, hes a big lad but can run fast if need to. Someone at college called Squirrel as he was always fiddling with his nuts. College Lecturer was called Turbo-Badger As he looked like one and always walked really fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushjob Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Lad I used to work with had bulgy out eyes . . Known to one and all as Mixy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
margun Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 I have a mate whose girlfriend is a right misery guts, she ruins every night out, doesn't like any of his friends and just cries and strops given any opportunity I christened her 'Funsponge' - i.e. sucks the fun out of everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted February 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Dog Balls - Brothers German friend. At 23ish he lost all his hair due to alopecia and his ballbag looks just like a dogs That is chuffing hilarious :lol: One of the lads at work is " side lights " because he ain't very bright A guy at college called Eddy had a whale of a peugot 505 and he could not have fitted another spotlight on it. They called him Ed lights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandladdie Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) We have a lad that gets called 'Fos' because he is Full Of Shi....... I think you get the picture! Edited February 10, 2012 by Highlandladdie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodcock1 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Few names from my work BIFF is a big ignorant fat fu kar. JOHNNY CUTOUT has a speech problem. CHROME DOME's hair has fallen out and his head is sparkling. THE FERRET just pops up anywhere. MALACHY MUDGUARD or MALFUNCTION hes just a mess. Theres loads in our place some real rude ones too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypig Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 We have a "Slinky" at work. naff all use but you would love to push him down the stairs...... " bongo" as in -books on never goes out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomhw100 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Old school.....caliling a fat person slim or a slow person lightning or someone called mark SKID :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-kev- Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 when i was a kid my mum christened one of my mates "septic knuckles" on the count of how hard he would knock on our front door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 My brothers ex girlfriend was fit but a bit stoopid. She once asked my brother "Why do they call that bloke 'fatty one eye' ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alastair0903 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Work with a guy we call 'black cat ' If you had a black cat he would have a blacker one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heilan Coo Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 A few more I remembered, Flake - guy we hung around with who had eczema. Chief - our postie, big dude who looks like the bloke from "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" Gump - friend of the wifes son, after forest gump. Jimmy the Bus - no idea. Jimmy Desperate - again no idea. Knitted Head or Wooly Head - apprentice at work with short curly hair, also gets called... Randall - after character on kids cartoon Recess Sambo - mate who was always workin on oily bike/car engines Cod - had a face like a fish, huge lips. Bug ger Lugs - girl with ears that stuck out. She ended up gettin them pinned back and had to wear a bandage around her head and so for a while got called ... :yp: I'm sure you can guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted February 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 ... :yp: I'm sure you can guess. Bandage bonce???..........................I'm struggling, throw me a bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 I work with a few. The Neck! (she seems not to have one) Short-round (midget bloke, Indiana jones ref) "Me dad had one.......!" (if you had one........"me dad had one!") Super-blues (bonky eyed evertonion) Doh-face (she has a face you could punch like play doh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heilan Coo Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Bandage bonce???..........................I'm struggling, throw me a bone. If you insist.....Catch. We called her anything we wanted to, she couldn't hear us :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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