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I watch it only as its the only gun series on at the time.

 

Your right their special the some of the gunsmiths are special needs, tell the truth would you let them loose on your pride and joy.

 

The women are ok to look at but his wife has wall eyed top rack.

 

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I have a love-hate opinion of it..........it's cringingly over the top and typically shouty American but I can't not record it to see what levels of bag taste some punter wants them to make this week.

 

It makes me laugh out loud when some clown comes in wanting something along the lines of a rocket launcher painted in gaudy colours fixed to the bonnet of his SUV for taking the kids to school and then Rich plucks a figure out of the air as to what he will charge for it and we get into the inevitable and embaressing "negotiation". I know it's all edited down, but they really make themselves look *****.

 

As said by another poster too, the exploding everything is painful as to the uninitiated, shooting equals explosions.

 

Everyone is so hyper about everything and anything and where does this extreme confidence in themselves come from? Got bless the septics.

 

The engraver (the son of the family, but can't remember his name) has some control of his emotions and doesn't as a rule feel a need to shout at the camera and generally show off and the older fella with the white hair in the gunsmithing section seems relatively calm too but doesn't seem to get as much of a look in as his noisy mates because of it.

 

As for the women....much has been said of Paige but, at the risk of being really picky, how gormless does she look? I reckon her parents have to explain to her every morning how to breath she's that thick. The mum, Renee, gets wheeled out occasionally, presumerably when Paige is recovering from her brain transplant, but can simply stand there pouting and occasionally encouraging her husband with shrieks.

 

Finally, my lad and I play the quote game every week - which word or phrase is over used by the staff every week - it's either "super excited" or "awesome".

Just count them!

 

Despite all the above, it's unmissable!!!!!!!

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I have a love-hate opinion of it..........it's cringingly over the top and typically shouty American but I can't not record it to see what levels of bag taste some punter wants them to make this week.

 

It makes me laugh out loud when some clown comes in wanting something along the lines of a rocket launcher painted in gaudy colours fixed to the bonnet of his SUV for taking the kids to school and then Rich plucks a figure out of the air as to what he will charge for it and we get into the inevitable and embaressing "negotiation". I know it's all edited down, but they really make themselves look *****.

 

As said by another poster too, the exploding everything is painful as to the uninitiated, shooting equals explosions.

 

Everyone is so hyper about everything and anything and where does this extreme confidence in themselves come from? Got bless the septics.

 

The engraver (the son of the family, but can't remember his name) has some control of his emotions and doesn't as a rule feel a need to shout at the camera and generally show off and the older fella with the white hair in the gunsmithing section seems relatively calm too but doesn't seem to get as much of a look in as his noisy mates because of it.

 

As for the women....much has been said of Paige but, at the risk of being really picky, how gormless does she look? I reckon her parents have to explain to her every morning how to breath she's that thick. The mum, Renee, gets wheeled out occasionally, presumerably when Paige is recovering from her brain transplant, but can simply stand there pouting and occasionally encouraging her husband with shrieks.

 

Finally, my lad and I play the quote game every week - which word or phrase is over used by the staff every week - it's either "super excited" or "awesome".

Just count them!

 

Despite all the above, it's unmissable!!!!!!!

Your right mate but i love it!Some of the guns on there are incredible IMO!

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a question for all of those who go on about her neck. would that stop you having your way with her?

 

....... some sort of scarf could ber used disguise the neck problem; she would then however need putting in a veal crate and being force fed a pork pie per minute for about a month fopr me to find her drool worthy ..... Even then i would have misgivings about inpregnating anyone that could dye a terrier pink !

 

 

With regard to the two shows I'm unsure which i prefer ... The work done by American Guns is usually more interesting but the haggling sequences do my head in . I think the sons of guns team would be more fun to be around!

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....... some sort of scarf could ber used disguise the neck problem; she would then however need putting in a veal crate and being force fed a pork pie per minute for about a month fopr me to find her drool worthy ..... Even then i would have misgivings about inpregnating anyone that could dye a terrier pink !

 

 

With regard to the two shows I'm unsure which i prefer ... The work done by American Guns is usually more interesting but the haggling sequences do my head in . I think the sons of guns team would be more fun to be around!

Scarf would have to be a Tom Baker special. Sons of guns maybe more fun but the daughter is a real munter. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

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Scarf would have to be a Tom Baker special. Sons of guns maybe more fun but the daughter is a real munter. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

 

You can't say that about Steph - just think of the discount you could get on new toys - she's well worth a nobble (imho)

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i do watch american guns, not for paige either( gorgeous as she is ). that guy, you go in for a slight modification he,ll sell you a trigger job new stock and not forgetting a full engrave job ,He can sell a fridge to eskimos then what ever you shoot at blows up i think gun smoke is smoke the other is far more down to earth showing mistakes etc

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i do watch american guns, not for paige either( gorgeous as she is ). that guy, you go in for a slight modification he,ll sell you a trigger job new stock and not forgetting a full engrave job ,He can sell a fridge to eskimos then what ever you shoot at blows up i think gun smoke is smoke the other is far more down to earth showing mistakes etc

It is OTT in parts but i love seeing what can be done to upgrade and customise and what people have in their collection!

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