browningstalker10g Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 this summers been eventful, somepeople may of read a few of my posts explainging that myself and my girlfriend have parted company, this i lamented for all of 5 mintues, after being uncerimoniously thrown out of MY house i rented and aloss of a place to go i went to my mates dads who owns a large farm, were i do alot of shooting and other work, he had a small lodge of sorts, stone walls good roof large open living/sleeping room, flagstone floor country kitchen and a lovely pot bellied stove to heat the water and a large open fire, in some state of disrepair i tidied and worked on it for a few weeks, the lodge is set in a small wood, with a large fishing lake in the middle a good acces track surrounded by fields and the farm house is several miles away, so very secluded, the lodge as was only ever used for fishing parties had not been used in some years and my mates father has allowed me to rent the property, i know have a hunters den affair were i need only walk out my door to enjoy anytype of countryside activity, be it fishing shooting ferreting walking anything that tickles my fancy, it has a large out building witch now houses my ferrets and has ample room for preperation of meat and a large chest freezer for my spoils of war, i have know modern central heating just the fire and my hot waters heated by wood burning aswell, but i have now got a piece of the dream, a place were i can dare to leave a copy of shotting times on the coffee table, were i can leave muddy boots on the doorstep, clean my guns without having to go upstairs wash the dishes when i want, and no there is absolutely no vegitarian tofu **** in the house, the jo'ho's dont come a calling, i can shoot greys in the trees with an airrifle from my window, my ownly enemy now is mr woody woodpecker whos taken aliking to my window frames, so after paradise lost ive got paradise found! i dunno wether people will care lol, but its something that im ranting to anyone who will listen!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Sounds like heaven to me ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Mate, that sounds perfect! Literally paradise!, Mind I am very happy with the current mrs pin and wouldn't swap her for the world, but if it all went pete tong I couldn't hope for something better. Literally an outdoors-type persons wet dream! Carlsberg don't do relationship break-ups, but if they did, they would be the best breakups in the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 and very jealous of your new found circumstances. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browningstalker10g Posted October 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 its kind of like falling on my feet, the ex haw not moved in with her chav boyfriend, so im sure thats fun, oh to make people even more jealous lol, we got deer in them woods, i will say in negative its cold as hell if you aint go the fire on 24/7! but ive got natural protection like a whale lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 It gets worse (for me), I love the cold. In fact if there is anything more infuriating about women than being cold all the sodding time when its clearly not cold at all, I don't know what it is Bad circulation is what it is, will she listen? Will she hell. Um, you got a bunkbed to rent in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 From what I've read on one of your other posts about the ex, it sounds like you got a very fine swap! Sounds like a dream home to me, who needs central heating when you live in a wood and have a stove? I'm very jealous indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browningstalker10g Posted October 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 the doors always open to the countryman in need lol, its a beacon of hope, i already have 3 lodgers, my mates who dont wanna leave, even though they got normal 3 bed semi's and 2.4 children with gas central heating, one of the mates wifes said it was a dump, obviously not a women of taste, the girl i pulled at a young farmers do, thinks its the bee's knees lol nothing better than cooking meat youve gone out and shot urself on the oben embers of a stove, the smelll mmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 It gets better and better, young lady callers as well! I am not speaking to you any more, its just not fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Are you going to grow a beard like grizzly adams ?, you lucky ***! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browningstalker10g Posted October 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 it does have electric but no phone line, mobile phones can be turned off, and when i leave the farm house later on tonight no one can reach me, unless the drive over..........lovely!!! dunno about the beard but i dont have to keep shaving daily as theres no one to moan about my stuble im officialy a recluse (spelling) i think some photos will be good, so keep your eyes open for the photo albumn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 It gets better and better, young lady callers as well! I am not speaking to you any more, its just not fair! :yp: :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 well done kid, its an ill wind, seems to have blown you in the right direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 nice one mate we me and my mates have a small club called awab if you want to joint just pm me ok!! awab stands for ALL WOMAN ARE B-----S!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 if you ever need a lodger.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Top news B10G !!! Glad your life has improved no end !! Looking forward to my invite over to yours for the summer ! Good luck mate . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 You lucky b^%%er! We need pics!!! ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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