McCartney Vs McCartney

[al4x]

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife

are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes

about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

 

 

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has

separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to

be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said

in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm

really stumped"

 

"She's running around in circles", according to a close

friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy

to walk out on a relationship like this"

 

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he

would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer

it if we called her Heather.

 

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was

signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in

the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't

have a leg to stand on.

 

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that

infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated,

"always trying to get her leg over".

 

Another source has suggested that her battle with

alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he

would get home at night and find her legless"

 

Many have attributed this to a problem which started

with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new

prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

 

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He

says to his mate "I'm ******, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His

mate says "try Paul McCartney"

 

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

 

 

 

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in

the river

 

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul

please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman

who can fill her shoe.

[pavman]

you really are an orible ******, so why do i find it funny

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After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he

would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer

it if we called her Heather.

 

 

I told one of my lads that, didn't notice he'd just taken a massive slug of water and oops, its gone all over his keyboard and bust it

 

 

Very good!, sick, but very good.

[Highlander]

sick sick sick but lets not forget that PM is a tree huggin' anti so damn funny couldn't happen to a nicer person!

[kirky640]

just dandy mate

 

 

hoi!!! you im not stupid

yes you down there :o

 

 

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[bigdunny]

quality m8

[Guest Mr Pieman]

Heather keeps saying Paul is mean! Bloody cheek. In 2005 he brought her a plane for Christmas

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'So she could shave both legs :(

[apbuild]

If the divorce ends up in court and they look at all of the evidence against her, I personally, don't think she'll have a leg to stand on.

 

Rob.

[trakker01]

pmsfl................

 

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