jonno 357 Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 The Bacon Tree > > > Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close > to > death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the > inevitable, > when all of a sudden....... > > "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet" > > "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee". > > So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and > there, > in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. > > There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back > bacon, > double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. > > "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree". > > "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't > forget" > > "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like > bacon...ees no > meerage, ees a bacon tree". > > And with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 > metres, > Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun > opens up > and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded > but. > true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. > > "Pepe...go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree" > > "Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it? > > "Pepe..ees not a bacon tree... > > > > > Ees > > > > > > > > > > Ees > > > > > > > > > > Ees > > > > > > > > > > > Ees > > > > > > > > > > > Eees a Ham Bush. Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 oh yes oh yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiiish1987 Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 thats so cheesy it's brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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darebear Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 that has to be, one of the daftest, but funniest jokes i've heard in a long time. i soooooo need to practise my mexican accent and tell that one. nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 That had me laughing out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Soooooooo Ooooooold....... 3/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Definetly an 8 pint joke A Craker Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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