Peskyfoxs Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 After the fly tipping thread (and we get that occasionally) what is really getting on my nerves is people peeing outside my house. I live on a country road, there are quite a few quiet gateways up the road yet people keep stopping outside my house to relieve themselves, almost a weekly occurrence catching someone and that's just the ones we see! There is a morrisons only 1 mile away and we are near Leeds bradford airport so I'm guessing some are waiting to pick people up, but personally I wouldnt go into what is essentially someone's drive and wave my $$$$ about in full view of a house and then kick off when someone politely asks you to put it away. Last week a car pulled up (on double yellows with no stopping signs) I go out to hear from 30 yards away a women in her 50's farting away as she pee'd on the path !! When my wife asked that the hell she was doing she jumped in car without a word and almost ran the wife over Perhaps I should start a Facebook page with pics of phantom pee'ers :-( And 3 weeks ago a couple were naked getting jiggy on the back seat at 3 pm and blocking the farm gates, wife called police as they were also blocking road to airport emergency exit, he claimed they were eating fish and chips, wife was on a driving lesson and the next day the guy texted the instructor asking if she fancied meeting up as " your better looking than the fat cow I was with" !!!!!!!! He actually thought he was texting my wife as she was in driving seat (number taken from learner car) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superspark Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Time date cctv needed here I think. If you catch them at it tell them they now have to pay you a fine or you will end up on utube. If you get their registration call the police. Its a criminal offence to pee in a public place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peskyfoxs Posted July 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Police aren't bothered unless they are abusive to us, whenever we go out now we always start video recording on phone as some have been abgressive in the past and there is no parking signs everywhere (council ones not ours) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Mother Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peskyfoxs Posted July 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Why didn't I think of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieT Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Put up a dummy security camera, might put them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clakk Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 remote flashgun set it off as soon as you see them .if they think theyre on camera theyl soon do one .u wont even have to go out n confront the dirty so n so,s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peskyfoxs Posted July 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Funnily enough just bought one, I just can't get my head round why people would choose right outside a house as oppose to gateways to fields 200 yards away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnlewis Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Perhaps they are flashers get alsorts here in the New Forest flashers and peeping toms etc no joke as they think they are funny or sexy not sure. Need to be taught a good lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Pesky, will come round with the lamp on the defender. Scares the bejeesus out of them on the chevin. I know where Pesky lives and am in full agreement. There really is no excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highbird70 Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Pesky, will come round with the lamp on the defender. Scares the bejeesus out of them on the chevin. I know where Pesky lives and am in full agreement. There really is no excuse. You going lamping willies?.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 You going lamping willies?.....lol Lol, head shots only! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highbird70 Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Lol, head shots only! Lmaoo....what cartridge it's advise for this task?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Could it be that people do not like you for some reason what have you been up to to bring all of this down on you. :whistling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 There is a real problem with people peeing (and worse) up in London at night because they closed all the public toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peskyfoxs Posted July 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Thanks keg but lamps aren't as handy in the middle of the day, we aren't talking quick pee in the bushes at night we are talking Saturday afternoon ! I have one of those 13 mill candle power torches that use a 7amp battery in 15 minutes, the cars certainly shift when that lights them up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshLamb Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 When ya gotta go, ya gotta go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 When ya gotta go, ya gotta go! Pretty much my thinking. When I used to do night courier driving, If I couldn't **** in country lanes and lay-bys my kidneys would of exploded by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveo26 Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 http://www.break.com/video/guy-installs-shower-to-stop-people-from-peeing-in-his-alley-2449105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest1957 Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 There is a real problem with people peeing (and worse) up in London at night because they closed all the public toilets. Not just at night. The area around Hammersmith Broadway is particularly bad for this I find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 And 3 weeks ago a couple were naked getting jiggy on the back seat at 3 pm and blocking the farm gates, Thanks for the heads up. That's it then chaps. Pigeonwatch dogging spot. See you all there. And PF, you've been on here long enough to know that statements like that are absolutely no use without pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pork chop Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Lmaoo....what cartridge it's advise for this task? ? 17 pee wee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Mother Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 One of these may deter them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peskyfoxs Posted July 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) Thanks for the heads up. That's it then chaps. Pigeonwatch dogging spot. See you all there. And PF, you've been on here long enough to know that statements like that are absolutely no use without pictures.Pic below, though I'm guessing not as exciting as you were hoping If this is your wife's/ husbands car ( and werent with them) then don't shoot the messenger !!! Edited July 28, 2013 by Peskyfoxs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Pic below, though I'm guessing not as exciting as you were hoping I know where you're coming from. boffing in a vauxhall? Some people have no shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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