oscarsdad Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Oh Oscarsdad, you seem to know far too much about the programme, however do you have the time to watch it so much? ITV2 +1 on a Friday afternoon if I manage to leave work on time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 :no: it's wrong to watch, you will only encourage more of them. Like the ****** all over the TV now after one or two shows, there everywhere. All should be on the Animal channel or National Geographic. Some remote head hunting tribes have better manners and treat others better than these scum. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junctiontwo Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I love watching it - I see it as the equivalent of a natural history programme but studying the divergent part of the homo sapien species - the shallow end of the gene pool proliferated by Gregs the baker and free state hand outs...their breeding pattern is especially fascinating as the female (who is the significantly larger of the two sexes) appears to be permanently receptive to any male who had consumed several pints of super strength lager and smoked something illegal. She displays herself in her favourite curry stained t shirt and some leggings which are several sizes too small and cause one of her bellies to flow over the top. She also carries on her griffin like feet a toe ring - presumably this is some sort of tagging experiment. The offspring appear to fall out of their mothers as frequently as possible and appear to be fertile as soon as they are able to use Facebook, and often become grandparents by the age of 17. The males of the species appear to like to line their (state provided) nests with shiny things from brighthouse and as a mating display show off the size of their LCD HD TV whilst wearing their best and shiniest (fake) Adidas shell suit procured from their local market, showing off his electronic ankle tag like a piece of jewellery. Facial tatoos appear to be especially appealing to the opposite sex. Truly fascinating. I do wonder if they're told by the producers to dress as they all seem to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheruk Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 After looking on facebook a short while ago, I now know that I have a shameful fact that I feel I need to share. A friend of mine, this morning, appeared on........ No I don't think I can say it....... OK, I'll be strong....... J J Je Jeremy kyle. Oh god the shame, I'll never be able to talk to him again. How do I ever get over this shame. Who the hell is Jeremy Kyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Was he a dope smoking, violent, alcoholic layabout benefits cheat or the really really skinny bloke who got an enormous fat Munter up the duff? They are the only men that go on there aren't they? those are the necessary credentials im afraid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I do wonder if they're told by the producers to dress as they all seem to do? It's their uniform! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I love watching it - I see it as the equivalent of a natural history programme but studying the divergent part of the homo sapien species - the shallow end of the gene pool proliferated by Gregs the baker and free state hand outs...their breeding pattern is especially fascinating as the female (who is the significantly larger of the two sexes) appears to be permanently receptive to any male who had consumed several pints of super strength lager and smoked something illegal. She displays herself in her favourite curry stained t shirt and some leggings which are several sizes too small and cause one of her bellies to flow over the top. She also carries on her griffin like feet a toe ring - presumably this is some sort of tagging experiment. The offspring appear to fall out of their mothers as frequently as possible and appear to be fertile as soon as they are able to use Facebook, and often become grandparents by the age of 17. The males of the species appear to like to line their (state provided) nests with shiny things from brighthouse and as a mating display show off the size of their LCD HD TV whilst wearing their best and shiniest (fake) Adidas shell suit procured from their local market, showing off his electronic ankle tag like a piece of jewellery. Facial tatoos appear to be especially appealing to the opposite sex. Truly fascinating. classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) Flicking through the channels the other morning, I inadvertently stumbled upon Jeremy Kyle, its like car crash TV you know you shouldn't watch it but just cant help yourself! Anyway the two delightful young ladies from Barnsley were arguing over why one had gone off with the others boyfriend. For a brief moment I thought I was listening to a scene from Kes. It was like bible language all thee's, thy's and thou's. On a serious note the genealogists of the future have got their work cut out trying to trace some of this generations family tree's. I'm sorry Pheasant Feeder but are you suggesting that there is something wrong with Yorkshire lasses, especially those from Barnsley? I'll have you know that I had a really enjoyable time with a Barnsley Blonde last night. Once I gently removed her top and got her sparkling juices flowing over my taste buds it was sheer bliss, and she never once uttered a single word of complaint or threatened to leave me for another man. And she was still there in the morning, lipstick and all and without a single word of complaint even though i forgot where I had thrown her top in my rush to get at the delights of what it had been covering! I can tell you now that there is nothing wrong with Barnsley Blondes, in fact we could do with a lot more of them - As long as their tops come off easy enough. Edited October 19, 2013 by Frenchieboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I'm sorry Pheasant Feeder but are you suggesting that there is something worng with Yorkshire lasses, especially those from Barnsley? I'll have you know that I had a really enjoyable time with a Barnsley Blonde last night. Once I gently removed her top and got hersparkling juices frowing over my taste buds it was sheer bliss and she vever once uttered a single word of complaint or threatened to leave me for another man. And she was still there in the morning, lipstick and all anmd without a word of complaint even though i forgot where I had thrown her top in my rush to get at what it had been covering! Looks like you're still under the influence Pete! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) Looks like you're still under the influence Pete! Yep, the fingers (And various other parts) are a little uncooperative this morning. I have just had to spend 5 minutes editing it! Myabe I need another Barnsley Blonde to get me back on track! Edited October 19, 2013 by Frenchieboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheasant Feeder Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I'm sorry Pheasant Feeder but are you suggesting that there is something wrong with Yorkshire lasses, especially those from Barnsley? I'll have you know that I had a really enjoyable time with a Barnsley Blonde last night. Once I gently removed her top and got her sparkling juices flowing over my taste buds it was sheer bliss, and she never once uttered a single word of complaint or threatened to leave me for another man. And she was still there in the morning, lipstick and all and without a single word of complaint even though i forgot where I had thrown her top in my rush to get at the delights of what it had been covering! I can tell you now that there is nothing wrong with Barnsley Blondes, in fact we could do with a lot more of them - As long as their tops come off easy enough. Your post reminds me of many a night out in Barnsley Thankfully I've always managed to dodge the Jeremy Kyle Guest list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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