lurcherboy Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure . I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" .......... The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Yer barred! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noddy without Bigears Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 i hope you've been drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 omg. how OLD is that joke LB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 omg. how OLD is that lb hes a joke LB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 omg. how OLD is that joke LB? VERY my Gran told that to me a month ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 I swear I have never heard it before LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 If you think that is bad, try this: One day an unemployed teddy bear is walking down the road looking for a job. He passes a building site with a sign outside saying labourers wanted. He goes in and sees the foreman, he tells him that if he can pick up the pick axe in the corner and swing it over his head, he has got the job. Off the bear goes and does a hard mornings graft, come lunchtime the hooter goes, so he puts his pick axe down and goes off for something to eat. When he returns from dinner he finds out that it has been stolen, so he goes to the foreman to complain, who promptly falls around laughing. He slaps the bear on the back and says 'Do you realise what the day is today'? ..................... Todays the day the teddy bear has his pick-nicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 If you think that is bad, try this: One day an unemployed teddy bear is walking down the road looking for a job. He passes a building site with a sign outside saying labourers wanted. He goes in and sees the foreman, he tells him that if he can pick up the pick axe in the corner and swing it over his head, he has got the job. Off the bear goes and does a hard mornings graft, come lunchtime the hooter goes, so he puts his pick axe down and goes off for something to eat. When he returns from dinner he finds out that it has been stolen, so he goes to the foreman to complain, who promptly falls around laughing. He slaps the bear on the back and says 'Do you realise what the day is today'? ..................... Todays the day the teddy bear has his pick-nicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 thats nearly as bad as LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 you need to get out more.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 omg. how OLD is that lb hes a joke LB? oiiiiiiiiiii you'll get me into trouble If you think that is bad, try this: One day an unemployed teddy bear is walking down the road looking for a job. He passes a building site with a sign outside saying labourers wanted. He goes in and sees the foreman, he tells him that if he can pick up the pick axe in the corner and swing it over his head, he has got the job. Off the bear goes and does a hard mornings graft, come lunchtime the hooter goes, so he puts his pick axe down and goes off for something to eat. When he returns from dinner he finds out that it has been stolen, so he goes to the foreman to complain, who promptly falls around laughing. He slaps the bear on the back and says 'Do you realise what the day is today'? ..................... Todays the day the teddy bear has his pick-nicked not unlike many of the forum's members..... you both need professional help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Oh dear LB Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzyboi Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 very old joke... i heard it the other day.............................for like the 5th time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 you need to get out more.......................... I would do but the misses has lost the padlock key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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