hawkeye Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 IM THE BOSS IN MY HOUSE. she dont wear the trousers i do B) she dont boss me at all if she even tryed she knows where the door is but me and the kids love her We assume you have her permmission to say all this Colin???:/? B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me and my lad Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 asked the wifey to clean an intercooler and some hoses off one of the cars last year. "can i put them in the dishwasher?" she asks have been out clay shooting, -3deg and shes more than happy standing there pressing buttons while me and the lad have a play for a couple of hours i wont even mention how she behaves in bed mind you though, her farts ******* stink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 mind you though, her farts ******* stink Way too much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young airgunner Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 yes way too much info lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me and my lad Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 mind you though, her farts ******* stink Way too much information. at least you dont have to smell them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I was reading a comment on another forum and this bloke was saying.................... "What is it with women? They get tattoos, piercings, have breast enlargement, liposuction, have a tummy tuck, have children but won't have anal sex because it hurts too much!" Makes you think doesn't it. (Fast reply again, hence a major lack of smilies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradders Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 My marrage is 50/50 i drop it she picks it up i durty it she washes t B) she cooks it i eat it I work for it she spends it How is it that it her house her bedroom her kids but your dog eventhough he sleeps in the bed room with her when i am on nights us married men are always in the **** it just the depth that varies But her car becomes yours when it needs fuel...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 they're *******nuts arn't they....for example. When I make me sen a butty - I get loads of 'ralf' for using a 'big' plate....instead of a 'small' one....as it takes more washing one B) WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT ? :o it's called PMS/PMT. you were handy. I was reading a comment on another forum and this bloke was saying.................... "What is it with women? They get tattoos, piercings, have breast enlargement, liposuction, have a tummy tuck, have children but won't have anal sex because it hurts too much!" Makes you think doesn't it. (Fast reply again, hence a major lack of smilies) B) i reckon i am an utter pain in the bum (no pun intended, honest ) to live with, and scaffy is an angel for putting up with all my ****. he never leaves the toilet seat up, he makes the bed (because it's rarely made when he's working away), he tolerates my music and even accompanies me to (some) of the mind deafening gigs i must attend, he quite happily gets on with the grotty jobs that need doing on occasion (clearing blocked drains, catching anything that flies or crawls and makes me screech etc etc), he in fact never complains about anything really. however... if he makes a sandwich on the kitchen bench, he doesnt clear up the crumbs. if i catch him making a sandwich, it's automatic to say 'make sure you clear those crumbs up'. so he then cleans the crumbs up with the dishcloth, and then flipping well chucks the cloth into the sink and doesnt think to rinse it. grrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 After reading that lot I am so glad I got divorced I can now do *** I like when i like B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 IM THE BOSS IN MY HOUSE. she dont wear the trousers i do B) she dont boss me at all if she even tryed she knows where the door is :o but me and the kids love her We assume you have her permmission to say all this Colin??:/?? yup she knows wot side her bread is buttered on mate!! shes so lucky to have me kirky B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I got moaned at for washing my hands in the sink after she had cleaned it, so what am i ment to do? Maybe i should lick them clean before i wash them next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 they're *******nuts arn't they....for example. When I make me sen a butty - I get loads of 'ralf' for using a 'big' plate....instead of a 'small' one....as it takes more washing one :look: WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT ? it's called PMS/PMT. you were handy. I was reading a comment on another forum and this bloke was saying.................... "What is it with women? They get tattoos, piercings, have breast enlargement, liposuction, have a tummy tuck, have children but won't have anal sex because it hurts too much!" Makes you think doesn't it. (Fast reply again, hence a major lack of smilies) i reckon i am an utter pain in the bum (no pun intended, honest ) to live with, and scaffy is an angel for putting up with all my ****. he never leaves the toilet seat up, he makes the bed (because it's rarely made when he's working away), he tolerates my music and even accompanies me to (some) of the mind deafening gigs i must attend, he quite happily gets on with the grotty jobs that need doing on occasion (clearing blocked drains, catching anything that flies or crawls and makes me screech etc etc), he in fact never complains about anything really. however... if he makes a sandwich on the kitchen bench, he doesnt clear up the crumbs. if i catch him making a sandwich, it's automatic to say 'make sure you clear those crumbs up'. so he then cleans the crumbs up with the dishcloth, and then flipping well chucks the cloth into the sink and doesnt think to rinse it. grrrrr You are never that house proud when you are at mine good job i have MOLLY MAIDS to clean and dust.. mind you they are starting to nag when i leave things laid about....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I got moaned at for washing my hands in the sink after she had cleaned it, so what am i ment to do? Maybe i should lick them clean before i wash them next time That's a classic! If you've got dogs Browning you'll get told off for spending too much time with them and copying them by licking yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I got moaned at for washing my hands in the sink after she had cleaned it, so what am i ment to do? Maybe i should lick them clean before i wash them next time That's a classic! If you've got dogs Browning you'll get told off for spending too much time with them and copying them by licking yourself john i have a terrier but i cant quite reach where he licks to clean his self, but i keep trying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I got moaned at for washing my hands in the sink after she had cleaned it, so what am i ment to do? Maybe i should lick them clean before i wash them next time That's a classic! If you've got dogs Browning you'll get told off for spending too much time with them and copying them by licking yourself john i have a terrier but i cant quite reach where he licks to clean his self, but i keep trying Lift him up of the floor then mate :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I got moaned at for washing my hands in the sink after she had cleaned it, so what am i ment to do? Maybe i should lick them clean before i wash them next time That's a classic! If you've got dogs Browning you'll get told off for spending too much time with them and copying them by licking yourself john i have a terrier but i cant quite reach where he licks to clean his self, but i keep trying Lift him up of the floor then mate :look: Little **** just bit me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I got moaned at for washing my hands in the sink after she had cleaned it, so what am i ment to do? Maybe i should lick them clean before i wash them next time That's a classic! If you've got dogs Browning you'll get told off for spending too much time with them and copying them by licking yourself :look: john i have a terrier but i cant quite reach where he licks to clean his self, but i keep trying B) Lift him up of the floor then mate Little **** just bit me Thats what you get for trying to lick its balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I got moaned at for washing my hands in the sink after she had cleaned it, so what am i ment to do? Maybe i should lick them clean before i wash them next time That's a classic! If you've got dogs Browning you'll get told off for spending too much time with them and copying them by licking yourself :look: john i have a terrier but i cant quite reach where he licks to clean his self, but i keep trying B) Lift him up of the floor then mate Little **** just bit me Thats what you get for trying to lick its balls It was`nt his balls i was trying to lick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Sold my beloved mx-5 because she won't drive it. Got her the exact car she wanted. Couldn't be ***** putting it in the garage, it's just a bloody fiesta. She went crazy, crying and that because I was such a *****, so inconsiderate. So: I sell a car I love for one that I hate that she will do about 10 miles a year in. ...and I'm an inconsiderate *****? Bought a new gun to make up for it, and I may buy another today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Must be the season for ####ings as I had one yesterday as well, which is quite out of character for my other half. We'd had Pizza and dough balls in garlic butter for tea neither of us had eaten many of the dough balls so we left them on the kitchen table while we watched telly in the other room. About an hour later we went back and there was one dough ball left. I got the ####ing for eating the rest so I waited while she dipped the last one in the garlic butter and eating it before I mentioned I'd not eaten any and possibly it was the Jack Russel If looks could kill I'd be dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Women I dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and still survives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Women I dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and still survives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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