welsh1 Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Mike, did you look into Skinners or Chudleys at all? You have to be Barking to go on that diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 That's odd there was a flashing image from a moderator as post number 46 which has now gone........ ?? Yeah changed my mind, didn't want to be responsible for the next 'huff' I wouldn't be able to sleep at nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 The Dog Food Diet Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the foods nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 (edited) Yeah changed my mind, didn't want to be responsible for the next 'huff' I wouldn't be able to sleep at nights Don't worry he won't take offence - he is overweight and has admitted it. It's the homosexual comments he really gets in a huff about just think Daffyd Thomas with a bit more hair only a bit mind This is just like a scene from the Cotswold meet ups..... http://youtu.be/KrlzaBNgz-M Edited August 14, 2014 by malkiserow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus1988 Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 +1 I don't know you Fisherman Mike but please stop putting that poison into your body. It is where the guys at the top don't care about their customers loosing weight and getting healthy, all they care about is profit. That's what all business is about ! wake up and smell the coffee They use the cheapest ingredients they can get their hands on Not true to maximise the money they can make. They add loads of sugar Not true the stuff I drink they dont to their shakes to get you hooked, use huge amounts of processed carp and numerous chemicals. The chemical analysis and ingredient content on their products is quite specific and they would be in serious breech of international consumer law if they lied about it Do a google search on them and read some unbiased/non-marketing reviews and you'll realise that you're paying a huge amount of money to kill yourself with this poison. There's so much information out there for free on nutrition, just make sure it's based on science, not profit. They have invested Millions in science based nutrition research Okay, fair enough on the profit/business bit. But... Cheap and huge amounts of processed chemical filler: It's not against any "international consumer law" to put this stuff in food and drinks but it's certainly not good for you. What product of theirs is it that you are taking? I'm struggling to find where they have invested millions in science, can you provide your source? I'm not trying to have a go, I just wanted to offer a bit a helpful advice. This stuff is not good for you, it might not be now but in time it will start to have adverse effects on your body. I place Herbalife products in the same category as cigarettes, paying out money to slowly kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Out of interest, how does the composition of these shakes compare to the Lighter Life ones? And I still have no explanation as to why I am drawn to these, and giving up smoking threads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 And its a lousy network-marketing opportunity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 And its a lousy network-marketing opportunity What, how very dare you .... you of all people! You the Pyramid Prince of Purley Purveyor of Pigeon Porn, Protest Procrastinate and Point the finger ye not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 What, how very dare you .... you of all people! You the Pyramid Prince of Purley Purveyor of Pigeon Porn, Protest Procrastinate and Point the finger ye not Try saying that after a few pints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Try saying that after a few pints He did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 of Pernod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted August 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Most of those additives occur in common everyday food stuffs to be honest ...and many of them have health benefits. Calcium Panthothenate is Vit B5. Ferric Orthophosphate is an organic mineral used to treat anaemia, cyanocobalamine Vit. B12, Pyridoxene Hydrochloride B6, Di Alpha Tocopheral Vit E etc etc... they are just the scientific names for the common vitamins and proteins found in everyday natural foodstuffs... I had some Broccoli earlier which contained trace lead, arsenic and antimony.... As for the cost its less per month than 1/2 a slab of cartridges which we deposit in leaden form over agricultural land by the 100's of tonnes each year. You will have to do better research than that my friend if you are to discourage me or are you an advocate of a rival product ?. Most people who are critical of the Herbalife diet are those who have tried it and failed miserably...failure isn't in my genetic code I'm afraid. ATB Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Puking pernicious pernod particularly on a procrastinating pug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted August 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Don't worry he won't take offence - he is overweight and has admitted it. It's the homosexual comments he really gets in a huff about just think Daffyd Thomas with a bit more hair only a bit mind This is just like a scene from the Cotswold meet ups..... http://youtu.be/KrlzaBNgz-M Lol... very good... I'm very thick skinned and don't take offence at anything directed at me... I can take care of myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 (edited) Lol... very good... I'm very thick skinned and don't take offence at anything directed at me... I can take care of myself... did you spot Thunderbird in red You don't fool us, I saw your thread about the witch buried at the crosssroads ..... "we never crossed there in case she rose from the grave" You soft old spot, didn't take care of yourself that night Edited August 14, 2014 by malkiserow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bi9johnny Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 It is true that to burn more calories than you consume is the answer that's why I chose to pay to have my stomach reduced by 3/4 with surgery and now down nearly 5 stone in 4 months and not got much chance of re gaining without seriously hurting myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus1988 Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Most of those additives occur in common everyday food stuffs to be honest ...and many of them have health benefits. Calcium Panthothenate is Vit B5. Ferric Orthophosphate is an organic mineral used to treat anaemia, cyanocobalamine Vit. B12, Pyridoxene Hydrochloride B6, Di Alpha Tocopheral Vit E etc etc... they are just the scientific names for the common vitamins and proteins found in everyday natural foodstuffs... I had some Broccoli earlier which contained trace lead, arsenic and antimony.... As for the cost its less per month than 1/2 a slab of cartridges which we deposit in leaden form over agricultural land by the 100's of tonnes each year. You will have to do better research than that my friend if you are to discourage me or are you an advocate of a rival product ?. Most people who are critical of the Herbalife diet are those who have tried it and failed miserably...failure isn't in my genetic code I'm afraid. ATB Mike You've said it yourself, "additives". Sure some of those compounds are vitamins but they're being artificially added to these shakes. It's a fact that eating the vegetable/meat where these vitamins are naturally found is how your body efficiently absorbs them. All your doing when taking multivitamin tablets or drinking shakes with all these additives is producing vitamin rich urine. I'm glad to hear you're still eating Broccoli, one of the most nutritious vegetables there is. Undoubtedly there will be several compounds in Broccoli but only present in trace amounts. The only thing I'm an advocate of is not being ripped off by multinational faceless corporations that will take your money, convince you your being healthy but really they're slowly killing you. Eat natural foods that haven't been processed or tampered with. As I said mate, I'm just looking out for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 ...failure isn't in my genetic code I'm afraid. Well you must have failed to keep the weight off...hence the diet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 I am curious FM,how did they accurately calculate your visceral fat level? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 I am curious FM,how did they accurately calculate your visceral fat level? Its simply a gut feeling ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Its simply a gut feeling ! That is below the belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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