Mentalmac Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I must admit, I've appreciated all my cars and motorbikes and especially with my motorbikes and my pedal powered bikes can be a little obsessive with how they are treated, but I was a little shocked at the below: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2792621/man-sex-cars-describes-lost-virginity-neighbour-s-volkswagen-beetle.html Even more surprised to find out it's illegal in the UK and you are put on the offenders list if caught. Also odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Nooooooooooooooooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriBsa Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Some sick puppies out there. Anything perverse you could think of nowadays, someone does it. I wonder if there's a gun equivalent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted October 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Nooooooooooooooooooo! I must admit, reading the article made my face do the same grimace as Schofields. Don't quite know how they held it together haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepasty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 the usual media trash rubbish waste of space... who watches this ****? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted October 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Some sick puppies out there. Anything perverse you could think of nowadays, someone does it. I wonder if there's a gun equivalent? careful there mate, that could work out worse than getting 'it' stuck in a plastic bottle. (That myth used to go around school for years) - once 'it' expands and gets trapped it won't go back to normal and the emergency services need to get involved... the usual media trash rubbish waste of space... who watches this ****? I don't, but having a spare 5 minutes thought I'd look at what toot is in the dailyfail (It's my daily source of entertainment for nonsensical stories and errors and general hyperbole) and this story really caught my eye as a pretty unusual one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriBsa Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) careful there mate, that could work out worse than getting 'it' stuck in a plastic bottle. (That myth used to go around school for years) - once 'it' expands and gets trapped it won't go back to normal and the emergency services need to get involved... I know, a friend works in A&E and was regailing me with tales of "accidents" with Hoovers and the couple who had a tongue piercing and Prince Albert who came in locked together. Edited October 15, 2014 by TriBsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuji Shooter Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Wierdo alert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countryman Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Seen this man before on TV, don't even ask what he does with a spark plug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I must admit, I've appreciated all my cars and motorbikes and especially with my motorbikes and my pedal powered bikes can be a little obsessive with how they are treated, but I was a little shocked at the below: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2792621/man-sex-cars-describes-lost-virginity-neighbour-s-volkswagen-beetle.html Even more surprised to find out it's illegal in the UK and you are put on the offenders list if caught. Also odd. Don't worry, we've passed your details to the authorities! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted October 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Seen this man before on TV, don't even ask what he does with a spark plug. Haha that's bad. Don't worry, we've passed your details to the authorities! Haha thanks TC, need to be stopped before I give my vitara a damn good polishing again.... This story is almost as good as those guys who buy them lifelike dolls with fully working parts... which also need to be serviced regular. Funny people out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooksy789 Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I have no words.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Haha thanks TC, need to be stopped before I give my vitara a damn good polishing again.... As long as it's only polishing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 If that dude popped his cherry with a stock bug his old boy must be like a cafe creme. But then again i suppose he did get both pipes on his maiden run! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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