new to the flock Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 >The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped >> >>>>men last >> >>>>Longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try >> >>>>it." He >> >>>>Spent the rest of the day thinking about where to doit. >> >>>> >> >>>>He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, >> >>>>but that >> >>>>Was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too >> >>>>unsafe. >> >>>>Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he >> >>>>pulled >> >>>>His truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled >> >>>>Underneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the >> >>>>privacy, he >> >>>>Undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and >> >>>>Thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a >> >>>>quick tug >> >>>>At his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the >> >>>>orgasm, >> >>>>He kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" >> >>>> >> >>>>He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" >> >>>> >> >>>>The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." >> >>>> >> >>>>The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because >> >>>>your >> >>>>Truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago > >_________________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 nice one mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I DONT KNOW HOW YOU GET AWAY WITH IT! MINE KEEP GETTING TAKEN DOWN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I DONT KNOW HOW YOU GET AWAY WITH IT! MINE KEEP GETTING TAKEN DOWN What do your trousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Made me cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurcherboy Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 So what did you say to the police then NTTF LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted March 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 So what did you say to the police then NTTF LB Told him my name was; ****** ****** and that my address was; ************** *********** ************* England :yp: :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 No you didn't because by the time that your tiny brain managed to string some sort of get out clause together you was already in the clink with the window lickers and the 'special' ones Trix knows LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 :yp: :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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