new to the flock Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a >tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her >turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her >leg to come up to the height of the first step of thebus. > >Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached >behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her >enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to >discover that she couldn't. > > >So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to >unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. >Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. > > With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a > little more and again was unable to take the step. > >About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up >easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went >ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you >touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" > >The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would gree with >you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind 'a figured we was >friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 hahahahaha very good :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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