darebear Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 i'm serious. the 'squeezy bottle'. this invention has made life so much easier. the precision in relation to how much and where, is astounding. it no longer necessitates the use of a knife to spread, causes much less mess, and the patterns with which you can squeeze out its contents provides me with endless minutes of fun. once upon a time it seemed the only products which came in the squeezy bottle were sauces like ketchup (red sauce to all you divvy's), brown sauce and burger mustard. then helman's mayo branched out! life suddenly became so much simpler. currently my fridge is full of em. squeezy cheese, golden syrup, marmite, honey.... and as of friday night's trip to asda? colman's mustard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilp Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 have u started up the new cooking tips and tools section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duster Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Oi!! You forgot about washing-up liquid! Not that you can eat it, but it does come in a squeezy bottle...... Cheers Duster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Oi!! You forgot about washing-up liquid! Not that you can eat it, but it does come in a squeezy bottle...... Cheers Duster She ALSO forgot the ANUSOL LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Oi!! You forgot about washing-up liquid! Not that you can eat it, but it does come in a squeezy bottle...... Cheers Duster She ALSO forgot the ANUSOL LG Did'nt realise she had a problem , i've got a rubber ring that the young un use's for swimming if you want it DB ! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted April 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 what on earth is anusol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Medication cream for Tagnuts / dangle berries / or plain old Piles to you! And funnily enough it ALSO comes in a Squeezy tube! Just DON'T try putting any out at your next BBQ as i don't imagine it goes to well with Burgers LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 what on earth is anusol? Haven't gone through childbirth then DB LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 there's me thinking it would be bolt croppers so you got a little relief from the kitchen sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 You know, if people go on solving "problems" we never had with solutions like this we will eventually evolve to have no hands or arms at all For years before the "squeezy bottle" people would decant the required substance into a piping bag for decorative purposes if required - again proving we are just horribly lazy and will buy anything Oh, and "squeezy cheese" simply isn't right and should be banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted April 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Medication cream for Tagnuts / dangle berries / or plain old Piles to you! And funnily enough it ALSO comes in a Squeezy tube! Just DON'T try putting any out at your next BBQ as i don't imagine it goes to well with Burgers LG ewwwwwwwwwwwww cheers for the info. urgh. what on earth is anusol? Haven't gone through childbirth then DB LB hell NO! there's me thinking it would be bolt croppers so you got a little relief from the kitchen sink i'm adding you to my extermination list Oh, and "squeezy cheese" simply isn't right and should be banned damnit, after thinking about it...... you could have a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 *** is squeezy cheese? It sounds like some sort of E number concoction that you would feed to someone you didn't like. Sounds as if ANUSOL on your burgers isn't such a bad idea. SQUEEZY CHEESE whatever next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Tesco have that squeezy cheese **** OH and it was it was made in non other than the good ole US of A LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 i'm serious. the 'squeezy bottle'. this invention has made life so much easier. the precision in relation to how much and where, is astounding. it no longer necessitates the use of a knife to spread, causes much less mess, and the patterns with which you can squeeze out its contents provides me with endless minutes of fun. once upon a time it seemed the only products which came in the squeezy bottle were sauces like ketchup (red sauce to all you divvy's), brown sauce and burger mustard. then helman's mayo branched out! life suddenly became so much simpler. currently my fridge is full of em. squeezy cheese, golden syrup, marmite, honey.... and as of friday night's trip to asda? colman's mustard! Im all for cutting down on the rinsing out and weekly trip hauling all the glass to the recycle bins, what a chore that is D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilp Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 anusol put under ya eyes is suposed to take away wrinkles but god bless the makers for me butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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