Wife has a screw lose.

[colin lad]

brilliant we may have to come back down to your site just meet and shake the hand of your good lady

 

 

colin

[JDog]

Of course your misspelling of the word 'lose' has added to the amusement in this thread.

[shootthepigeon]

Just read this. Absolutely brilliant! We are booked on your site in august I will put an extra bottle in for a very funny lady. (And a cold one for a very understanding husband)

[colin lad]

Just read this. Absolutely brilliant! We are booked on your site in august I will put an extra bottle in for a very funny lady. (And a cold one for a very understanding husband)

Went to Kevs site last year very highly recommended though don't believe too much of what the owner say's about the good fishing lol

[TaxiDriver]

Went to Kevs site last year very highly recommended though don't believe too much of what the owner say's about the good fishing lol

Or how short and/or easy the walk to the beach lol.

 

But, It's a cracking spot no mistake, clean tidy, not overly cramped

And in the evenings you can sit and look out and watch the blue lights chasing in/out of the Haven place next door

(Don't worry though, it's miles away)

[rimfire4969]

Or how short and/or easy the walk to the beach lol.

 

But, It's a cracking spot no mistake, clean tidy, not overly cramped

And in the evenings you can sit and look out and watch the blue lights chasing in/out of the Haven place next door

(Don't worry though, it's miles away)

Depends if you go the right way

[TaxiDriver]

Depends if you go the right way

LOL that's got nothing to do with it

[colin lad]

Or how short and/or easy the walk to the beach lol.

 

But, It's a cracking spot no mistake, clean tidy, not overly cramped

And in the evenings you can sit and look out and watch the blue lights chasing in/out of the Haven place next door

(Don't worry though, it's miles away)

we took the SHORT walk across the golf course hehe

Edited May 19, 2016 by colin lad

[Harry136]

If your Mrs uses a bar of soap to bathe with rather than shower gel, this is perfect. When she is out, find the soap bar- needs to be newish, used a couple of times though. Cut the soap in half horizontally, gouge out a depression on the inside surface of both bits, size dependant on what goes in. Place a shrimp in the depressions, place the soap halves together and lather up. Once the soap is dry the cutting will be invisible if done with care. Then all you have to do is wait!

[rimfire4969]

If your Mrs uses a bar of soap to bathe with rather than shower gel, this is perfect. When she is out, find the soap bar- needs to be newish, used a couple of times though. Cut the soap in half horizontally, gouge out a depression on the inside surface of both bits, size dependant on what goes in. Place a shrimp in the depressions, place the soap halves together and lather up. Once the soap is dry the cutting will be invisible if done with care. Then all you have to do is wait!

And after am I still meant to sleep in the same bed as her

[bruno22rf]

Jesus wept rimfire4969 - if you are going to be so picky then post a few snaps of her and someone on here would ,most likely, share a bed with her-I would offer myself but, by God her sense of humour would be tested then.

[Harry136]

There is no smell, but she will eventually see the shrimps head poking out!