berettaman1 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Well guys what can I say ? all you macho guys out there??? and not one has responded to the clarion call?? Hmmm, No wonder the country has capitulated without a fight, no one even can make a funny reply.? to how to make a woman happy. bye then oops dont let your wives catch you looking at this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I quite like my apron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Yes say no no more , we wont expect you out in Iraq then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I said that I liked my apron - I didn't say I was French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I would have replied but was too busy doing the ironing and bathing the kids, just popped into the forum while the dinner is on, gotta go she wants a foot massage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Just finished doing some tiling... What did I miss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Look under "how to make a woman happy " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Thanks for the PM Berettaman I would have responded earlier but I was having way too much fun working a 14 hour day to keep my wife in shoes and the hairdressers I just plain forgot. I will read your thread if I have time later and it better be good LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Hee Hee Hee, thats more like it , Thats what this site is all about, Banter!! Cheers everybody , I just thought Most of of the threads on this site was starting to get too serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 I was too busy to reply because it was my turn to wear the skirt and I was out partying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 I'd love to stop and chat but I've got to pop out to get some more knitting paterns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 I would have replied but was too busy doing the ironing and bathing the kids, just popped into the forum while the dinner is on, gotta go she wants a foot massage ooooooo, are you available for hire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baikal boy Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 sorry ron i was about to reply until rachel appeared at the top of the stairs wearing her birthday suit and of course i had to do her bidding before i cooked the tea did the ironing and put the kids to bed . phew jasus ime sweating just tinking about it. paddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckytrigger Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Joking apart i really am doing the ironing,washing and looking after the kids The wife slipped over at work and broke her right elbow..Its not good.. I hate the sight of the iron already and its only been a couple of weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted August 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 sorry ron i was about to reply until rachel appeared at the top of the stairs wearing her birthday suit and of course i had to do her bidding before i cooked the tea did the ironing and put the kids to bed . phew jasus ime sweating just tinking about it. paddy. Ha Ha Ha paddy, you wish, Wait till I see her and tell her what you said,HeHeHe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I would have replied but was too busy doing the ironing and bathing the kids, just popped into the forum while the dinner is on, gotta go she wants a foot massage ooooooo, are you available for hire? I hope you had all your jobs done Darebear, before getting time to post on hear . As i was out slaving my guts out keeping them nasty pigeons off the fields . Its not Butlins, i don't keep you there for entertainment . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I would have replied but was too busy doing the ironing and bathing the kids, just popped into the forum while the dinner is on, gotta go she wants a foot massage ooooooo, are you available for hire? I hope you had all your jobs done Darebear, before getting time to post on hear . As i was out slaving my guts out keeping them nasty pigeons off the fields . Its not Butlins, i don't keep you there for entertainment . :yp: Thats all you did cause you didnt kill many, i know i was there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 I would have replied but was too busy doing the ironing and bathing the kids, just popped into the forum while the dinner is on, gotta go she wants a foot massage ooooooo, are you available for hire? I hope you had all your jobs done Darebear, before getting time to post on hear . As i was out slaving my guts out keeping them nasty pigeons off the fields . Its not Butlins, i don't keep you there for entertainment . @ butlins. pfffffft. you live on a knife edge you cheeky sod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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