ditchman Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) well.................i picked up a nearly rotten rump steak this morning....spinkled it wiv pepper and maldon sea salt....and then left it on de worktop for free hours....small new pots gentlt boiled and tossed in butter and fresh mint(loads of) and mushrooms shutacty type..... steak dun hot for 3 and three///splosk of merloy and sigar ...redice...ova dqa steak and left for 3 mins ate with dijon mustard ......glass (another) of the ole vino and im happy as larry and mortalled.............. Edited September 14, 2019 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 I think you drank more of the Merlot than you put on the steak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 36 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I think you drank more of the Merlot than you put on the steak! Nahh that's just norkolk-ese Pick up one of those novelty tea towels from the seaside and you'll be able to translate in no time 😂👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 That's a early start ditchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Konnie said: That's a early start ditchy im totally slapped in the kisser....but recover soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I think you drank more of the Merlot than you put on the steak! 23 minutes ago, Farmboy91 said: Nahh that's just norkolk-ese Pick up one of those novelty tea towels from the seaside and you'll be able to translate in no time 😂👍 8 minutes ago, ditchman said: im totally slapped in the kisser....but recover soon That blows your tea towel theory out of the water! Ditchman's wasted AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgy dave Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 On 14/09/2019 at 17:39, ditchman said: im totally slapped in the kisser....but recover soon go you steady boi go you steady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 38 minutes ago, dodgy dave said: go you steady boi go you steady Proper Norfolkian backward speak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 get lost ......im mortalled aguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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