Fisherman Mike Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 I have just read in shooting times that domestic moggie (Stinking, pest riddled, foul breathed, flea bitten, disease carrying, useless, utterly bloody useless things that they are)... kill 75 million... yes 75 million birds in GB each year.... If this is true, how can we possibly be in conflict with the antis when I should imagine most of them are likely Cat Lovers... I would like to forward a motion to lobby parliament for a legalised Cat Cull to include any moggie which isnt neutered or speyed, any moggie found wandering outside of its owners property and crapping at random wherever it likes, any moggie not wearing a collar with a bird warning device like a bell or similar, any moggie making an intolerable antisocial din between 11 at night and 7 in the morning, any moggie spraying foul smelling urine on any human property including garden shrubs and trees, any moggie fortunate enough to get caught under the wheels of a car or truck, infact any moggie full stop! As you can deduce cats are not top of my favourite animal list and I shall now shoot without guilt every pigeon, crow, jackdaw, rook, magpie, pheasant, partridge, grouse and duck I see knowing that I am probably saving it from a prolonged and cruel death at the paws of cattus domesticus. Can anybody out there defend this totally disgusting, superfluous animal as a pet ? You sad people... FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 FM, can we club 'em ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharp_shooter Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 You are ******* harsh! I had 5 cats now only 4 because one died and i can tell you that between all 4 of them they only ever catch mice. And as for ******** everywhere well thats just **** to because they dig a hole and burry it unlike dogs! My cats go away into an outbuilding every night to stop them wandering. And as for being pest riddled and flea bitten that is also rubbish if they are cleaned properly. My cats are also not useless, one of them if it heres me fire my gun it runs into my woodland and searches for a pigeon that i may have shot. It then returns it to my feet or just sits next to it crying to tell me where to go. As you can tell i am a cat lover and i ******* hate dogs, they **** me off to the bone! There are 3 that wander all over the village i live in and they **** all over our lawn! They are flea bitten, foul breathed, Pest riddled, stinking and disease carrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remytherussell Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Two sides to all arguments. There are indeed foul-smelling, flea ridden examples of both cats and dogs. Both of which I chase enthusiastically from my bosses land. Personally prefer the company of our keepers spaniels. They can be pretty foul-smelling after flushing "the marsh". RTR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted April 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 FM, can we club 'em ? Touche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted April 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 You are ******* harsh! SS No swearing on the forum please... My post was very much tongue in cheek... I love cats... I have in fact several pelts hanging in the garage at the moment... You seem to have a very unhealthy relationship with your cats and I hope you will have a happy and fruitful life together.. I was just speaking out for the estimated 145 million birds, mamals and reptiles that your lovely pets murder each year. Now that is ******* harsh. Some one must represent them !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remytherussell Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 I cant stand the damn cats to be honest, but I,m a bit prejudice!! You should smell our keeper, PHEW!!! Even his dogs wont get in his Mitsu' with him. RTR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppythedog Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 This is the only thing they are any good for http://www.arcadetown.com/catapult/index.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead-eye-dick Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 And as for ******** everywhere well thats just **** to because they dig a hole and burry it unlike dogs! Not in my garden they don't - I vote kill em.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 Whilst it's true that I am very much a Dog person (saw a lovely liver and white Springer the other day), having grown up with them and want one of my own one day, I am forced to live with a wife that has a cat. Don't get me wrong, the cat is nice enough (except when the little **** claws me for no reason or punches me on the nose to get me out of bed) but it's just not the same as having a dog around the house. You can't go for walks with a cat for a start and trying to train a cat to get my pipe and slippers is a no starter. That said, she does bring in a lot of small game... Very small game... I think our shrew population has halved on the stables since last year. I wish she wouldn't do that. Wookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 We had an ex wildcat once, at a few weeks old we found the little fella and he was in a right mess, so we took him to the vet and he kinda stuck around, he even moved with us three times. He got shot... twice... and survived both, was a very tough fella, one leg was shorter than the other three due to being shot. The cunning critter would stalk up rabbits and run at them and then when they went underground he would follow them and come up a few minutes later with a rabbit in his mouth, he even carried one (what must have been 1/2 mile) and brought it home, I found him on one side of the garage and this petrified rabbit on the other, the rabbit was very much alive and since it was only a babbit I let it go. He was pretty cool, jet black. Never found any evidence of him catching birds. Oh, and he had no tail due to the condition when we found him in the vet had to amputate it. Then at 8 years old, he decided to take on a car, we found him the next morning, he had crawled 40 metres from the road, but was dead, sheltering under our oil tank. By that time I guess he had just used up all of his 9 lives. Lastly he was the size of a small dog and would frequently beat the **** out of my lab and springer . Other than him, no I don't like cats, I've had to use size 5 on them as well as the local pet rescue centre decided it would be a good idea instead of destroying them because no one wanted them to dump them... right beside pheasant pens, didn't feel to great doing this but the carnage they were doing to the pheasant at least their death was swifter than in one of those moggie homes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Pieman Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 I have three cats and think they are really cool :blink: Especially as the NEVER **** in MY garden LMAO :thumbs: And gentlemen, please remember where we are. Since when did we decide to kill things just because we don't like them I shoot over a farm where we have a feral cat shoot once a year, so although I like them, I've not lost all my grip on reality :thumbs: :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owd'bum Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 I'm with mike 100% He has listed everything I have been thinking about these loathsome creatures for the last 20 years.... Why ARE they allowed to roam, whilst dogs aren't? don't say.... "it's in their nature" bulldust....hounds will roam too...if allowed. it is a problem that needs addressing Owd'bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 Because they are less intelligent and can not be trained as well. And frankly most people don't bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Pieman Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 Can we add people who dodge paying road tax to the list too? Scum of the earth they are LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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