pavman Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 On returning from a night out on my resent hols I met a German at the pool at 5am putting out the towels for around a group of 6 or 8. I asked him why he was doing it at 5am he gave me a load of speel as to how the Germans are so disciplined they can get sunbeds in any location, I have to say I almost started to admire him! Then common sense kicked in cause I had been getting up at 10am and not getting one. When he left to go back to his bed I took his towel to the change room and dropped a curly one in it and replaced it as his pillow. In my defence I was the worse for beer, but for a moment in time I felt a euphoric sense of patriotic pride at putting one over on our old foe. Mrs P could not understand why I had the giggles all morning, and she would not have been happy with my actions, but hey he deserved it! England 1 Germany 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 On returning from a night out on my resent hols I met a German at the pool at 5am putting out the towels for around a group of 6 or 8. I asked him why he was doing it at 5am he gave me a load of speel as to how the Germans are so disciplined they can get sunbeds in any location, I have to say I almost started to admire him! Then common sense kicked in cause I had been getting up at 10am and not getting one. When he left to go back to his bed I took his towel to the change room and dropped a curly one in it and replaced it as his pillow. In my defence I was the worse for beer, but for a moment in time I felt a euphoric sense of patriotic pride at putting one over on our old foe. Mrs P could not understand why I had the giggles all morning, and she would not have been happy with my actions, but hey he deserved it! England 1 Germany 0 They don't like it up 'em Mr Mainwaring. Well done !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 top man pav - make em have it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 I thought you was heading to your castle retreat in the carpathian mountains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 That is bang out of order. Best laugh I've had all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Results at last Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunk Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 I`ve heard of people chucking the towels in the pool, but thats ace. You`re a class act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 pavman could the mrs not squeeze one out double trouble made me day a true brit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted September 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 pavman could the mrs not squeeze one out double trouble made me day a true brit she would kill me if she found out, she hates any dirty schoolboy antics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 pavman could the mrs not squeeze one out double trouble made me day a true brit she would kill me if she found out, she hates any dirty schoolboy antics Yes that is definately correct. I only spoke to you for 5 minutes on the your mobile which was on loudspeaker and she fined me 800 quid for the swear box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Pavman, you are filthy, horrible and disgusting! And I salute you, Sir! Aherm! Did it kick up a bit of a stink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 On returning from a night out on my resent hols I met a German at the pool at 5am putting out the towels for around a group of 6 or 8. I asked him why he was doing it at 5am he gave me a load of speel as to how the Germans are so disciplined they can get sunbeds in any location, I have to say I almost started to admire him! Then common sense kicked in cause I had been getting up at 10am and not getting one. When he left to go back to his bed I took his towel to the change room and dropped a curly one in it and replaced it as his pillow. In my defence I was the worse for beer, but for a moment in time I felt a euphoric sense of patriotic pride at putting one over on our old foe. Mrs P could not understand why I had the giggles all morning, and she would not have been happy with my actions, but hey he deserved it! England 1 Germany 0 respect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Pavman, when you sent that text to me I believed that you had downed a tinny or two, so I had a chuckle to myself and didn't bother replying. I now regret this course of action and to make amends you will be receiving a honorary degree in European relations from the LB academy of naughtiness; Johny foreigner section. Well done old chap LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckytrigger Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 On returning from a night out on my resent hols I met a German at the pool at 5am putting out the towels for around a group of 6 or 8. I asked him why he was doing it at 5am he gave me a load of speel as to how the Germans are so disciplined they can get sunbeds in any location, I have to say I almost started to admire him! Then common sense kicked in cause I had been getting up at 10am and not getting one. When he left to go back to his bed I took his towel to the change room and dropped a curly one in it and replaced it as his pillow. In my defence I was the worse for beer, but for a moment in time I felt a euphoric sense of patriotic pride at putting one over on our old foe. Mrs P could not understand why I had the giggles all morning, and she would not have been happy with my actions, but hey he deserved it! England 1 Germany 0 God that mad me laugh B) Im heading out to Kos next wed and expect to bump into a few of our sausage eating friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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