pavman Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck em dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck em dry Ha Ha Ha, glad you told it not me, hope you get the flak I get! !. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Janaway Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Wow great joke, best one ever i think, well done :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Much better than that Berettaman1's jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundodger Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 :yp: Cracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Much better than that Berettaman1's jokes :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Top notch......c'mon BB take a leaf will ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Much better than that Berettaman1's jokes :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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