30-6 Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 What a PLONKER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted September 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 Used to work with a guy, who was a part time fireman. He used to come out with some unbelievable stories, one being how the water pressure on a hose he was using was so powerful that it lifted him off his feet and he was in mid air. But everyone knew him and went along with him to humour him. Anyway, this same " fireman reserve ", one day tried to gas and air weld a car petrol tank, after he survived the explosion, he looked like a cartoon character. Luckily he was in a welding bay on his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) There are some maniacs out there and he is one of them. On a hunting trip to Texas we stayed at a ranch and one lunch time the guides said to come out and they would show us some fun. They had some tanerite and a animals body we had shot that morning. They put said body over the tin of tannerite and then invited one of us to shoot the tannerite with a 243Win. Which he did. Blew the carcase to bits and they were leaping and hollering like idiiots wherehas we just stood there unmoved. They are about, hopefully not in the UK. Edited September 26, 2022 by Walker570 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 16 hours ago, Walker570 said: There are some maniacs out there and he is one of them. On a hunting trip to Texas we stayed at a ranch and one lunch time the guides said to come out and they would show us some fun. They had some tanerite and a animals body we had shot that morning. They put said body over the tin of tannerite and then invited one of us to shoot the tannerite with a 243Win. Which he did. Blew the carcase to bits and they were leaping and hollering like idiiots wherehas we just stood there unmoved. They are about, hopefully not in the UK. Probably "one behind you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 21 minutes ago, old man said: Probably "one behind you?" That reminds me of putting on Pantos at the Police Social Club for local kids and OAPs.... they would scream the house down....the enormous spider I made from a pair of fluffy fur gloves belonging to my wife was the best. On a lenghth of fishing line up through the lights into the wings where someone wound it in and dropped it down via a fishing reel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 (edited) The only consolation after watching that circus, is that there is someone there in a white coat to take the moron away. Edited September 29, 2022 by Cranfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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