Yorkshire Pudding Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are standing on the edge of a 200ft cliff waiting to pledge their loyallty to God. Gods voice then booms down from the sky, "if you believe in me, i shall test your trust in me. See the edge of the cliff? I want you to jump off it, as you do so shout the name of a bird. If you do trust me you shall turn into the bird you shout and fly away to safety!" The Scotsman decides to go first, he shouts "SPARROW" as he jumps. To the Englishman and Irishmans amazement he turns into a Sparrow and flies off. The Englishman steps up next, looks down and jumps "PIGEON." Off he flies. Finally the Irishman steps up, closes his eyes and jumps "PENGUIIIIIIIINNNN" all the best yis yp :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 You **** YP. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Angus Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 :yp: :( Is that the best you can do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 Come on YP. I thought you were above posting offensive jokes like that. Hopefully the moderators will remove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 good joke.. even though theres some Irish abuse in it...... again. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 :yp: Good un YP. HG, it was all in good faith, I'm sure there was no anger behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 Hopefully the moderators will remove it. Yes YP, consider your wrist slapped, you naughty boy. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Come on YP. I thought you were above posting offensive jokes like that. Hopefully the moderators will remove it. Yeh Y.P. us Irish are offended now Only joking a good joke Y.P. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermin Dropper Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 does that mean as half Irish I can only be half offended?? Not in the slightest, Nice 1 YP. :yp: Hammergun, Chill baby, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted May 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 A scouser, Yorkshire man and Monkey hanger are standing on the edge of a 200ft cliff waiting to pledge their loyallty to God. Gods voice then booms down from the sky, "if you believe in me, i shall test your trust in me. See the edge of the cliff? I want you to jump off it, as you do so shout the name of a bird. If you do trust me you shall turn into the bird you shout and fly away to safety!" The monkey hanger decides to go first, he shouts "SPARROW" as he jumps. To the Scouser's and monkey hanger amazement he turns into a Sparrow and flies off. The Scouser steps up next, looks down and jumps "PIGEON." Off he flies. Finally the Yorkshire man steps up, closes his eyes and jumps "PENGUIIIIIIIINNNN" all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 :yp: All in the sake of political correctness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Well done Y.P. you corrected yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Being 1/8th Yorkshireish on my great great grandfathers side...I find yp's joke very offensive. :yp: On the version I heard the Irishman shouted ...Dorothyyyyyyyyyyyy. Oh by the way... what is a monkey hanger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 :yp: You just can't win Y.P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted May 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 F.M. A monkey hanger is a person from hartlepool ! all the best yis yp :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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