ditchman Posted November 4, 2024 Report Share Posted November 4, 2024 i give up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 4, 2024 Report Share Posted November 4, 2024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sussexboy Posted November 4, 2024 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2024 2 hours ago, JKD said: I bet it was ! 😃 I do love a sticky fruity dessert 😋 I also bet that you never thought this thread would get to 2 pages, and go off on a tangent like it has ?! 😆🤣 Three pages now, awesome value 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 4, 2024 Report Share Posted November 4, 2024 DONT MENTION THE MOLES.. 5 minutes ago, Sussexboy said: Three pages now, awesome value 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted November 4, 2024 Report Share Posted November 4, 2024 I think the thread is starting to run out of steam now , so it might be a good time to THANK the op for being a good sport and not asking the mods to issue Yellow cards to us elderly gentlemen , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parivrajaka Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 On 04/11/2024 at 14:01, ditchman said: ..its the reason why i hate olives.......... Stop that ditch,stop the negativity old chap 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 6 minutes ago, parivrajaka said: Stop that ditch,stop the negativity old chap 🙄 Mackem ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: Mackem ? Long lost offspring ?! 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 Numpty....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parivrajaka Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: Mackem ? Your my favourite online food critic ditchy old bean,pudding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 3 minutes ago, parivrajaka said: Your my favourite online food critic ditchy old bean,pudding? having difficulty accesssing the "other side" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parivrajaka Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 1 minute ago, ditchman said: having difficulty accesssing the "other side" ? When mother abandoned us on the orphanage steps that cold winter morning I swore I would never abandon you Bro,you eating well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 2 minutes ago, parivrajaka said: When mother abandoned us on the orphanage steps that cold winter morning I swore I would never abandon you Bro,you eating well? yeah not to bad......we have all been slavering over Melb3 's pheasant burger you been eating well.....(stupid question) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 7 minutes ago, ditchman said: having difficulty accesssing the "other side" ? Long lost offspring sibling ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parivrajaka Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 1 minute ago, JKD said: Long lost offspring sibling ? He is my big brother (though refuses to acknowledge it in public). 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: you been eating well.....(stupid question) Just the usual ditch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 3 minutes ago, parivrajaka said: He is my big brother (though refuses to acknowledge it in public). I'm not surprised TBH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parivrajaka Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 2 minutes ago, JKD said: I'm not surprised TBH He is embittered,he inherited the IQ of our biological genius father and I got the family fortune,ditch became a recluse and have only just managed to track him down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 RUN DITCHY RUUUUUNN !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parivrajaka Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 5 minutes ago, JKD said: RUN DITCHY RUUUUUNN !!! He can run (he can't actually)but it's a truism,you can choose your friends but not your family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 Mackem is the long lost love child of ditchman and fat Sarah. He was raised by a tribe of outer Mongolian goat herders . He spent years wondering the vast expanse of the eastern steppe , whilst searching for his long lost pappy . Wearing nothing but a hamster skin loin cloth, and having only a bowl of harrods finest olives for sustenance. He swore an oath that his search would continue, until the day he found his long lost pappy , and rammed those olives up his bum . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 Thanks for the update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 28 minutes ago, parivrajaka said: He is my big brother (though refuses to acknowledge it in public). Just the usual ditch. I see you're roughing it as usual mack 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parivrajaka Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 Just now, mel b3 said: I see you're roughing it as usual mack 😁 Roughing it is my middle name mel,you know that,the orphanage was character forming,I learnt my station in life sir.Whats your pudding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 4 minutes ago, parivrajaka said: Roughing it is my middle name mel,you know that,the orphanage was character forming,I learnt my station in life sir.Whats your pudding? Is that caviar with gold leaf mack ? , or , is it frozen blackberries from asda , with a bit of tinfoil stuck to them ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 15, 2024 Report Share Posted December 15, 2024 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: Is that caviar with gold leaf mack ? , or , is it frozen blackberries from asda , with a bit of tinfoil stuck to them ?. HHHhhhhahhahhahahahaaaaahhahhahahaaaaaa oh mel you are such a wag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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