ditchman Posted Tuesday at 19:46 Author Report Share Posted Tuesday at 19:46 8 minutes ago, mel b3 said: He could get away with a matchstick and a very small sticking plaster ๐. I did hear the pw rumours that you like to nosh the stiff ones ๐. "how low can you get " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Tuesday at 20:28 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:28 41 minutes ago, ditchman said: "how low can you get " I can manage a jack Russell. ๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Tuesday at 20:42 Author Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:42 12 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I can manage a jack Russell. ๐ if you get your back sorted you could do a guinea pig.... something to look forward to..eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Tuesday at 20:45 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:45 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: if you get your back sorted you could do a guinea pig.... something to look forward to..eh You always have to lower the tone ๐๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Tuesday at 20:47 Author Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:47 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: You always have to lower the tone ๐๐ thats what oi wash your hamsters in ...acetone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Tuesday at 20:50 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:50 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: thats what oi wash your hamsters in ...acetone... What's xxxxtone ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Tuesday at 20:52 Author Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:52 Just now, mel b3 said: What's xxxxtone ?. its a cleaning agent /fluid.....like CCL4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Tuesday at 23:16 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 23:16 I feel like Iโm being bullied here ๐. Mel I think I sent a pic already of the next date .ย one asked what I do on weekends . I think shoot deer was a wrong answer . Might be one date this week ๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 04:34 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 04:34 5 hours ago, team tractor said: I feel like Iโm being bullied here ๐. Mel I think I sent a pic already of the next date .ย one asked what I do on weekends . I think shoot deer was a wrong answer . Might be one date this week ๐ Just tell them you're a male stripper,ย and your stage name is peanut ๐. Are you taking your next date dogging on the farm again dude ? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Wednesday at 07:46 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 07:46 3 hours ago, mel b3 said: Just tell them you're a male stripper,ย and your stage name is peanut ๐. Are you taking your next date dogging on the farm again dude ? . Oh come on Mel, surely he's classier than that?ย ย ย Shall he be known as CASHEW?ย ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 11:14 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 11:14 3 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Oh come on Mel, surely he's classier than that?ย ย ย Shall he be known as CASHEW?ย ย Atishoo, because if you sneeze, you'll miss it ๐. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Wednesday at 18:15 Author Report Share Posted Wednesday at 18:15 7 hours ago, mel b3 said: Atishoo, because if you sneeze, you'll miss it ๐. you lot will give him some sort of complex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Wednesday at 21:00 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:00 16 hours ago, mel b3 said: Just tell them you're a male stripper,ย and your stage name is peanut ๐. Are you taking your next date dogging on the farm again dude ? . Drink Thursday nightย This oneโs 3 years older and a gran ๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 21:02 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:02 1 minute ago, team tractor said: Drink Thursday nightย This oneโs 3 years older and a gran ๐ Many a fine tune played on an old fiddle ๐. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Wednesday at 21:11 Author Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:11 7 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Many a fine tune played on an old fiddle ๐. or in TT's case ..."many a good fiddle on an old loon" (i will get my coat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted Wednesday at 21:15 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:15 12 minutes ago, team tractor said: Drink Thursday nightย This oneโs 3 years older and a gran ๐ Reminiscent of Thursday night "grab a granny night" in Whitely bay in the 90's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 21:39 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:39 27 minutes ago, ditchman said: or in TT's case ..."many a good fiddle on an old loon" (i will get my coat) ๐๐๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Wednesday at 21:58 Author Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:58 41 minutes ago, Yellow Bear said: Reminiscent of Thursday night "grab a granny night" in Whitely bay in the 90's or Grey's in Newcastle on Tyne..on a thursday night.......the taxi drivers referred to greys as "Durassic Park"...as it was full of old fossiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Wednesday at 22:12 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 22:12 55 minutes ago, Yellow Bear said: Reminiscent of Thursday night "grab a granny night" in Whitely bay in the 90's My mate was snogging my sons grandma in the pub when I met his mum ๐๐๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Wednesday at 22:16 Author Report Share Posted Wednesday at 22:16 3 minutes ago, team tractor said: My mate was snogging my sons grandma in the pub when I met his mum ๐๐๐ im trying to work out if that is illeagle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Wednesday at 23:22 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 23:22 1 hour ago, ditchman said: im trying to work out if that is illeagle Is the bird poorly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Wednesday at 23:28 Author Report Share Posted Wednesday at 23:28 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Is the bird poorly? its got foul pest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted yesterday at 04:49 Report Share Posted yesterday at 04:49 6 hours ago, team tractor said: My mate was snogging my sons grandma in the pub when I met his mum ๐๐๐ You should take a leaf out of your mates book , and get stuck into those golden oldies ๐. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago 8 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Is the bird poorly? ๐๐๐๐๐ 2 hours ago, mel b3 said: You should take a leaf out of your mates book , and get stuck into those golden oldies ๐. Sheโs the same woman that chased me with a knife ๐.ย ok Iโm noticing a trend . Theyโre all nuttersย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago 9 minutes ago, team tractor said: ๐๐๐๐๐ Sheโs the same woman that chased me with a knife ๐.ย ok Iโm noticing a trend . Theyโre all nuttersย Now we noticed that before Christmas..................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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