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She is one ugly woman.

 

Her lips look like they have been transplanted from a trout :whistling:

 

Does she stay away from the camp fire in case she melts :good:

 

"Her past lovers include Warren Beatty, Sylvester Stallone, Jack Nicholson, Liam Neeson,[4] Dolph Lundgren, Grace Jones, Kelly LeBrock, and Bruce Willis. [5] In an interview on The Howard Stern Show in 2007, Dickinson claimed to have had sex with over 1,000 men.[6]"

 

So she munches rug too??

 

And 1000 men, the blind school must have had their best day ever when she rocked up :good:

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I thought she was David Dickinson's wife - they obviously share some sort of mail order shiney face making machine (with an extra brown setting for David).

 

I'll have you know that David Dickinson is not brown but more a vibrant orange. I saw him at Ardingly antiques fair a couple of years ago and he seemed to sap the colour from his surroundings. He was flourescent orange in a vivid purple suit and in comparison everything else looked washed out and grey. A bit like the way the world looks when we southerners venture north of Watford.

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