teddy bear calle 'more ham 'head'

[A K A]

the problem being is...no matter what we say or do aint going to make bit of differance..its out of our hands. remember an old saying...WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO...............this is it. :blink: .proud to be BRITISH......was once.

[Country_est]

The following info / plan suppoedly from robin Willaims as per urban legend but seems a goog plan anyway, we can surley adapt it to UK a bit

 

 

You gotta love Robin Williams...

Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin

Williams to come up with the perfect

plan. What we need now is for our

UN Ambassador to stand up and

repeat this message.

 

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to

argue with this logic!)

 

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace

but I have not heard of a plan for

peace. So, here's one plan."

 

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their

affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,

Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never

"interfere" again.

 

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with

Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us

there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through

holes in the fence.

 

3) All illegal aliens have 30 days to get their affairs together and leave.

We'll give them a free trip home. After 30 days the remainder will be

gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're

illegal!!! France will welcome them.

 

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days

unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed

in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.

Asylum would never be available

to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

 

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If

they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

 

6) The US will make a strong effort

to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing

nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the

Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

 

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for

their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere

else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the

storage sites would be enough.)

 

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will

not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement

or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to

the army. The people who need

it most get very little, if anything.

 

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need

the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a

good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

 

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can

call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn

it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

 

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer

saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a

baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

[ChrisNicholls]

Seems like they have decided to cash in already :blink:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MOHAMMED-THETEDDY-BE...1QQcmdZViewItem

 

EDIT. link seems to be not working, perhaps it's been removed. It was article No 110200715513

[Andy W]

It is a very sad state of affairs, I was talking to my pet pig mohammed about it this morning.

 

I love the Robin Williams piece.

[Bazooka Joe]

poor lass...(gilian do'dar)...she goes to SUDAN teach the , uneducated the best she can....gives them years & years of experience to there kids........tries have a bit o'fun...& guess what, they bite the had that feeds them (yet once again)

 

Hit the nail on the head Trakker, & what's worst, someone will go back & do it again, this country's full of do gooders.

 

Some decent links there Mark Bivvy, looks like me & you think the same.

 

Lets face it, muhammad is a **** name anyway, it's as common as dog *****, it's all over the place,

 

Wouldn't name a CAMEL after it,

 

BJ.

[Chard]

Bring back General Gordon of Khartoum. They don't like it up 'em :blink:

 

Damn foreign Johnnies :blink:

[trakker01]

Hey guys, here's an idea!

 

Someone should set up a cruise. Get a bunch of heavily armed passengers and have a Fun Cruise off the coast of Somalia up through the Gulf of Aden into the Red Sea off Sudan, baiting those 'peaceful' mus-l0m pirates and then blast the snot out of 'em!

 

Line the decks with wheelchairs and paint the sides with dollar signs for extra effect.

 

 

:blink: :blink:

[Guest The Outlaw]

Hey guys, here's an idea!

 

Someone should set up a cruise. Get a bunch of heavily armed passengers and have a Fun Cruise off the coast of Somalia up through the Gulf of Aden into the Red Sea off Sudan, baiting those 'peaceful' mus-l0m pirates and then blast the snot out of 'em!

 

Line the decks with wheelchairs and paint the sides with dollar signs for extra effect.

 

 

:blink: :blink:

 

Good idea but a better picture. Check out the recoil she took when that lot went off, see it in the water near the bow.

 

Tony

[henry d]

We have to be aware of the prophecies of Nostradamous re the 3rd world war and the end of the world.

 

Depending on the version you read he has been quite right so far.

 

Tony

 

 

........or quite wrong, if you use the same logic :blink: M.M.Nostradamus was also so cryptic in several languages that some believe he was just commenting on (his) current time and didn`t wish to have the inquisitors sticking red hot implements in orifices that are exits not entrances.