jimdfish Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 My keyboard has become soggy and now quite possibly lethal to the typist. If I am to electrocute myself and die while trying to communicate some happiness to others, if in the quest to impart a little sunshine into the souls of my brother posters i should leave this mortal coil, if the good lord time decides that the sand in the hourglass of this charade we call life has reached its zenith and he welcomes me into the land of the blessed, blame it on LURCHERBOY. its his fault. All correspondence, hatemail and burning fudge bombs should be adressed to him. Jim(dicing with death for your pleasure)Dfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front ...but she didn't wear that one very often! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Davy Crockett went up in a rocket the rocket went bang his b*lls went twang and he found his c*ck in his pocket Mary had a little lamb the doctor feinted Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Red wandered through the leafy glades Along the grassy banks He stood apon YP's backside and Will Beasleys Girlfriend said "Thanks" Hows that ive got 4 pm members in there if you count Wills girl Gemma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Staff here think I am crackers laughing @ the computer Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Whats the differnce between a bad sniper and a constipated owl? One cant shoot and hit The other one can hoot but cant sh t No offence sniper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 I just got busted in IT for LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 We walk the fields in daylight We walk the fields by night Till Tony Blair comes along And takes away our right We go down to Westminster And tell him what we think He takes no bloody notice The rotten little fink A leaf out of his book we take And do not stop our hunt What do we think of Tonys Bill ? “Shove it up your **** you !?*$” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Thats the spirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quercus Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 There was a young stag called Red, Who wanted a girl for his bed, But when he went out rutting, The girls were all hiding, So his hand had to do instead. Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 I'll have you know, I've been invited to two seperate girl's houses, and three "pool parties" (what ever one of those is, I can only imagine ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Ask barrymores mate! Pass red a cushion. ouch jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Ahh, I see. I aint going anywhere near a pool with a drink in me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 ah ive heard.. There was a man from Leeds, Who Swallowed a bag of seeds, He had grass from his ***, And his balls got covered in weeds. think thats it.. dad told me it, but he knows a poem for each city in britiain.. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quercus Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Ahh, I see. I aint going anywhere near a pool with a drink in me. It might also be an idea not to wear the pink shirt Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiercel Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet. Her knickers all tattered and torn. It was'nt the spider that sat down beside her. Was little boy blue with his horn. Jack be nimble jack be quick. Jack jump over the candlestick. Silly boy should have jumped higher. Goodness gratious his balls on fire. There was an old woman. Who lived in a shoe. She had so many children. she did not know what to do. EVIDENTLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Aled, Ask if he has one for Exeter. P.S Red, its not the drink inside that you have to worry about, if you know what I mean and I am sure that you do. jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 i will tomorrow, he's sleeping.. he sleeps alot.. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 There once was a girl of Devizes Who had tits of two different sizes One was so small it was nothing at all The other was big and won prizes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiercel Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Here lies the grave of Mary Knox she gave 10,000 men the pox Soldiers, sailors, men of honour Gave up their lives to get upon her But now shes dead But not forgoten Her love was pure But her **** was rotten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 We need Gemma to keep you all in check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoggieman Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Jokes Sorry for the duplicate as pointed out by Red Stag but if you look at the times we must have sent them almost at the same time Here is one to make up for it There was a young man called **** who was born with a corkscrew ***** throughout the world he did hunt looking for a woman with a corkscrew c--t and when he found her he dropped down dead for the japanees b-----d had a left hand thread Peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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