wabbitbosher Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 Pain Sharing A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. Due to the virtually "no pain" delivery, the wife was discharged from the hospital that day. When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the front porch!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 i dont get it :thumbs: i can see the joke in somewhere there with the word Delivered but cant see where. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 Aled ask your ma about the Tup . all the best yis yp :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 i dont get it :thumbs: i can see the joke in somewhere there with the word Delivered but cant see where.Aled thats better than the joke , make sure your parents dont allow you to breed,the gene pool only gets worse martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 Lmao ... all the best yis yp :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 Once again Aled you've surrpassed yourself. Just when I think it can't get any better it does. Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 why what i say? TLE, can you imagine a world full of me... i certainly can it would be a ******* joke..... literally. :thumbs: Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digga Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 why what i say?TLE, can you imagine a world full of me... i certainly can it would be a ******* joke..... literally. :thumbs: Aled !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 i dont get it i can see the joke in somewhere there with the word Delivered but cant see where.Aled Aled if you don't get that joke, it's high time your dad sat you down for a father to son chat before you get into trouble. God forbid if we ended up with any more Aleds running about. :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnerman Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 Bless Him :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Angus Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 God forbid if we ended up with any more Aleds running about I wouldn't mind a few more of Digga's missus running about though! :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 sure brightened up my monday blues well done Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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