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i can beat that one nial.... Hows this for pettiness...

i hate when people tell your a phone number and use the letter "o" instead of the number "0" (zero) ..."o"7789 6"o"3765... THERE AINT NO letter"O" ON MY PHONE !!!!!! (well, technically there is, but not in the middle of the phone number!!!)

 

I think that this one comes from when BT was GPO telephones, I believe that switchboard operators were required to use "O" instead of zero.

I'm sure that it is only relatively recently that "zero" in phone number usage has become commonplace

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Pet hate.......watching an inbicile lord'd crown court judge sentence a nonce holding over 10,000 indecent images of children on his computer to a six month suspended sentence......over 500 of the images being ones that would honestly make the average bloke vomit.....having cost the tax payers tens of thousands in dosh on a complex police enquiry into internet child pornography.......

 

**** people that don't push crossing buttons or leave their fog lights on.

 

It's been a bad day

 

DFB

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With snow all around, I may well be the idiot tonight, off to a dinner at Birmingham Motor Cycle Museum battling the cars suck in a bit of slush.

 

Common senese tells me to stay at home ..... but I need to tart myself with many of the company people there (if they are not stuck on the M40).

 

Oh well, off to get the shovel and wellies just in case.

 

so, I am going out for a while...............................................................

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People who turn their rear fog lamps ON at the first hint of mist in September, but don't turn them OFF till December.....

 

Lane 2 Owner/Occupiers......

 

Chavs who think that fitting a body kit onto their poxy Saxo makes it into a snarling beast. Oh come on!

 

Christmas. Bah Humbug!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Off to take a blood pressure pill....

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Sorry have to take umbrage with this point but when I ride my bike I leave my taxed car at home, I am therefore effectively paying tax to ride my bike.

I do however hate the following:

 

1. Lycra clad men on racing bikes riding 2 by 2, what self respecting man wears lycra (in public anyway) and if you ride 2 by 2 and you fall off as I go past, I don't care.

 

2. Fog lights in rain, grrrrrrrrrr

 

3. Women at cash machines who wait till the front of the queue before searching their bottomless bags for their cash cards and then waiting at the machine to count and put away cash, cards, purse, scarf, hairdryer and all the other **** they carry about with them.

 

4. In a similar vein, women who wait till they get to the ticket barriers to look for their tickets

 

5. People who sit in the middle or outside lane and refuse to move despite the inside and middle lanes being empty

 

6. People who can't be bothered to thank you for letting them out

 

7. Shop assistants who carry on talking to their mates while you're waiting at the till for them to serve you.

 

There are plenty more but I'm feeling like a grumpy old man and have to stop with the hate

 

so in the past when ive owned motorbikes and paid to tax them ASWELL as my car, ive been been handing the cash to the gpo for no reason ?

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so in the past when ive owned motorbikes and paid to tax them ASWELL as my car, ive been been handing the cash to the gpo for no reason ?

 

Yep

 

My bike doesn't pollute the air, I don't ride at warp factor 10 everywhere I go, oh and it doesn't have an engine which I think is what qualifies motorbikes to pay tax.

 

Would you prefer I drove my car instead and took up space on the road?

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I hate Chavs as i work on a door. If they kick off i normally go out of my way to ensure i rip their £120 jumper on the way out, just before they bounce on their chavish cap that they wear. (whilst still attached to their head!!)

 

Lorries are also a pain in the a*s*, they should only beable to travel between 6 at night and 6 in the morning.

 

Cyclists should be shot at birth! All that countryside and they have to ride on the road, normally without lights. But if you run them over its always your fault.

 

 

!!Pull the pin, Throw and stand back!!!!

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One of my bugbears is when people go to a pedestrian light controlled crossing and just press the button, without looking to see if anything is coming. It infuriates me to be the only car within 60 000 square miles of the crossing.......slight exag. but you know what I mean.

 

However my heart was lifted when passing a local adult resource centre, where those who suffer from down`s syndrome etc. spend there days, and a gentleman with down`s stood dilligently waiting until I and other cars had passed before pressing the button.

 

I stand by my statement, Common sense isn`t that common..............thank you to those who buck the trend.

 

Now Ladies and Gents, what`s yours ??

 

 

 

I WOULD FAR PREFER IT IF THERE WAS NOBODY ELSE ON THE ROAD

!BUT ME :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

£5 on someone saying...."a pint thanks" or similar.

 

 

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1/ People (usually women or old folks) who hesitate unnecassarily at junctions or especially at mini-roundabouts causing utter chaos as they dither as to who has right of way.

2/ People who completely stop at junctions or roundabouts when you can see for 200yrds its clear in each direction.

3/ People who use the FAST lane on a motorway to do 50mph.

4/ People who do 30mph on a 60mph road because its the slightest bit 'country' or its Sunday.

5/ People who don't bunch up on fast changing traffic lights to get as many people through as possible.

 

AAARRGGHH!! I can't wait to drive home now!! :lol::drinks::lol:

 

Mark

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