old rooster Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Just heard on the radio machine that a man is on trial for holding up an establishment with a banana held inside a paper bag pretending to be a gun. People across the country are now clamouring to stock pile bananas before the invitable ban is imposed. Not sure yet if it will be a total ban or whether they will just impose a strictly controlled age limit for being in posession of bananas. Can you imagine walking down the street on a dark night to be confronted by a dodgy looking geezer offering to sell you bananas on the sly !!! Oh and by the way he's also being done for carrying a replica weapon. We live in dangerous times my friends, beware the banana men may be amongst you even as we exchange messages on this innocent forum !!! (written while NOT under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances, well apart from a couple of G&T's while having lunch with my dear old Mum) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 People across the country are now clamouring to stock pile bananas before the invitable ban is imposed. O/Rooster If that is your spelling after only 2 g & t's then I am dreading reading your posts tonight. I think the inevitable result will be chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Its not April the 1st. yet is it?? Maybe we should get Blairs Cabinet to introduce and pass a national amnesty for 'Narnies' for the avoidence of doubt..... " Police are urging all illegal Bananna owners to hand them in to their local constabulory without reprisal, in order that may be destroyed"..................... Paul in North Lincs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 No he wont dare ban them, too many jobs would go in the custard industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 So if you have a "hand" of bananas ,would you then be prosecuted for owning a full auto multi shot (more than 3) ?? all the boats in newport will have to off load in international waters now . Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fert Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 when eric eats a banana. he turns into? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Well look, I mean, you know.... What about the replica bananas? These things are indistinguishable from the real thing at a distance and cause just the same fear. ....think of the children. Mug of tea, shirt undone, sincere frown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) Steady now lads, your getting into this Just as long as they don't ban Bananarama, now there's some fruit you could sink your teeth into. Edited March 16, 2005 by old rooster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Mate, I think that particular fruit went mouldy some time ago.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Mate, I think that particular fruit went mouldy some time ago.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_88 Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 **** at this thread. Can you imagine life after the banana, telling your children and grandchildren about the extinct fruit prosecuted for its gun like looks. Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) See I knew all along that you lot could av a larf, off to have a teensy weensy dwinkie before I go ta bed. Night everybody Contact details for the friends of the banana group: BRITAIN Banana Link 38-40 Exchange Street, Norwich, NR2 1AX, England Tel: (44) 1603 765670 Fax: (44)1603 761645 blink@gn.apc.org Edited March 16, 2005 by old rooster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowblaster Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Your banana toting crook must be related to this guy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Bnanas are now to be serialised for ease of identification for the imminent licencing. The giant inflatable ones will soon be section 5 Your all warned!!! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Well all end up havintg to get variations to buy afters!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 I thought PigeonWatch was a pigeon shooting forum!!! not a bloody banana splitious If i wrote posts about my banana on here, it would go on for ages coz there's alot of it :lol: Only jesting "Peregrine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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