dead-eye-dick

Elma Fud :- Best shot was killing a crow at 226 meters, while stalking in scotland :unsure: If you stand 226 meters away, in a crow suit, maybe you'll find out.

I have one in Realtree, I have drilled a hole to take a sling, the plastic is green/brown right through - not painted on. As everyone has said would NEVER chop mine for anything, point it at something and it's dead.... :unsure:

Has anyone had the pleasure of shooting one of these, Any oppions good or bad... :unsure:

You can shoot my farm................for a hundred grand... ................ C'mon ya know it makes sence................................. :unsure:

Where is your 'Left wing' side FM ?? Maybe not a women he's after..... :unsure:

PP, I didn't say it............But I would have done, and maybe not been so polite. and I most certinly would not have stood for being called that..... :unsure:

:unsure: I've got one of those in Realtree - Wouldn't swap it for the world, fantastic gun. It'll do you VERY proud

Yes 'Lord Cranners' YOU must tell ME about it sometime....

Alittle extreme isn't it.....bit like your spelling....

You'll find this will work alot better than you think. i had a day with a guide last year, I had told him of a simular problem I had. We then built a hide, on harvested rape stalks. As long as the sides and back of the hide are high, and you keep well hidden you are almost invisable. Remember pigeons are looking from a long way off and also from the air. If you set out a good, thick patten with some movement, the birds will focas on the decoys and not you. Although a hide stands out against the sky from your veiw, from 60 feet up it's all cammo'ed against the field. Good colour matching, nice patten and keeping still are the key here, If you have any power or telegraph poles these would be a good place to start. Good luck and good shooting.

A homosexual man was attending the funneral of his long-term partner. At the end of the service he goes up to the vicar and said:- "What a lovely send-off, you really did him proud, he'd have been really pleased" "Thankyou, glad you enjoyed it" said the vicar. "What do you plan to do with the ashes after he's cremated, will you take them to a place you both loved and sprinkle them in the wind, or just keep them as a reminder of your time on earth together ?" "No" Said Paul "I'm going to take him to the curry house and put him in a curry" "Thats alittle unusall, can I ask why ?" "Well" Said Paul "I'd just like to feel him slip out of me one more time !!!!!"

And I thought it was coz your the "friendly" sort

:< Unfortunately as i am not a code breaker i obviously didn't wash my trousers correctly I think you'll find, old fruit, that is what wives are for ???

The less said about your "Pea-Shooter" the better - Family site and all

As a nipper I had terrible trouble with my ears, and am unable to shoot more than 2 or 3 shots without the 'ringging' for a few DAYS afterwards..... Your hearing is very important and will never heal itself.......always wear ear deffenders.... YOU'LL MISS IT WHEN IT'S GONE I know alot of 'old shooters' who are very hard of hearing.... No smilies.........Serious message here boy's 'n' girls p.s I'm not connected with the supply or retail of ear plugs !!!!!!!!

........Wore a big 'mexican style' hat to keep off the suns rays.......remember thinking he looked alittle like a toadstall. Little red eyes peeping out from undermeath the brim Jolly nice chap though....

I was at collage with an Albino person, Strange looking fellow...

A businessman catches the same bus home each night from work, and every night shares the bus with a very pretty NUN. She also has a perfect figure, or what he can see of it under her habbit. He alway thinks of the things he'd like to do with her and what a shame she is "Off-limits" One night, after she'd got off, he found himself alone on the bus with only the driver left. He got chatting to the oldboy and told him of his fantisies with the holy lady. "Oh" said the driver "So it's her you want is it ?" "Well I may be able to help you out young man" "If you go to the old church yard at midnight, dressed in an old sheet, and pretend to be GOD She'll do whatever you like. She's alway praying at that time." So as the clock struck 12.00 sure enough there she was praying on an old toomb stone. He put on his best booming voise and said:- "This is the voise of the almighty, I comand you to make love to me now" "Ok", said the Nun "but only up the bum, as I need to keep myself virginal for the afterlife" Fair enought thought the man, that'll do for me. So he bent her over, lifted her habbit and gave her a real good hoofing. Afterwards he felt so pleased with himself he decided to tell her how he'd tricked her, " Ha, fooled you I'm the man from the bus..." She turned round and said "Ha, fooled you, I'm the bus driver"

Thats what the guy bending-over said

Was for the bear

A man is marroned on a dessert island, with only a pig and a dog for company. There is plenty of food and fresh water and the three of them live happaly for a few months. Soon the man starts to feel alittle randy and thinks of his lovely wife back home. The more he thinks of her the more frustrated he becomes. After a while he decides the pig isn't that bad looking and maybe he could releave himself with his pink chum. Each time he corners the pig, and is about to "introduce the ferret" the dog starts barking and chases him off. This goes on for weeks and the man gets more and more desperate to bed the pig. One day there is a terrible storm and Britney Spears is washed up on the beach. He looks at her full, firm breasts and neatly trimmed "bush" and a shudder of delight runs down his spine. She says - "Oh thankyou for saving me from the sea, It thought I was going to die, I owe you my life, is there ANYTHING I can do for you ?" "Yes" he say exitedly "Take that ******* dog for a walk" !!!!

...... .....Errrrrr...No....I hope it's nothing like a 'heart by-pass'................coz that's really bad

Marvelous banta everyone.............But back to the topic......Guns

Mighty fine gun that.........I've got one in single barrell over-and-under with the side-by-side mod done. lovely wood, got the synthetic version

How do you know ernyha would lend it to you Cranfield? If ya don't he'll shoot ya...... And your a nice fella - of course