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Happy New Year

The Bionic Man "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster"

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Good on ya for taking the banter the right way too, all the best

that explains it

Fair point. Or he can text them to Zapp - 07973 429 269

Excellent. Got any naked pics you can put up?

Just a couple at the moment, but the cheese and biscuits have just come out

If you've got an iPhone there's a free app for the downloads........

Right, that's it - I'm gonna plague the for sale section with phone numbers all night, just you see!

Hmm interesting. So, for the two thousand and ten mob, when was the great war............. a. nineteen fourteen, or b. one thousand nine hundred and fourteen I rest my case m' lord.

For those with Iphones etc - if you've not already got it iTunes are doing a 12 days of Christmas free download deal. Today's freebee........Lesbian Vampire Killers (movie) Ahem, rude not to really

Cheers mate, never mind - it would've provided a welcome break from the family gathering

Markio, is the Bergholt shoot on that day?

'scuse me a sec........ NORKS! Thanks, carry on..........

Now that young Suzy was funny

Careful, he's sure to return and call you all a load of kefj[1picm c]9089]^(&+R0= Whatever that is

Some excellent stories coming out now. '95 we headed off to the Maldives on honeymoon where we had a water bungalow accessed via a shared jetty. Whilst on the other side of the island I had the sudden urgent need to clench up firmly and head back to the bungalow in double quick time. Funny, but as I passed the bar where some were watching I tried to disguise my predicament but probably made it look worse as I did a Julian Clary impression walking by with short steps and a tight gait..... Anyhow - I get back to the jetty only to find a load of Germans spread over it sunbathing. With no time to to wait I jumped over each of them and hit the bungalow door running, almost going through it. Damn did I explode in that toilet! I'm sure those Germans gained some extra sun block for their trouble :blink:

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Only one involving a King Prawn omelette from a Chinese in Rayleigh - it was the day before New Years eve so almost 18 years ago to the day. Never had food poisoning like it - even got taken to the docs where I thought I was going to die. Ruined my New Year big style :blink: Needless to say we won't be returning to the Victory any time soon either, bad news travels fast!

....it certainly explains a couple of my Chrimbo presents

Ooh 'ello, GRAM71's just found his way back to Norfark B)

See, now we're talking B)