stumfelter

Mortimer and Whitehouse on bbc2 at 9.15, more than just fishing.

As above, I don't think sub 12 h/p's will expand much if any.

I'm not surprised about the impending tax rises, somebody's got to pay for the four star hotel residents.

I was going piking so no problem leaping out of bed, only managed one fish all day and unfortunately it was a crayfish! 😂😂

Catarrh?

Was he originally a bobby?

If this government ban smoking outside pubs that will be the final nail in the coffin for many...

What a shyster, he couldn't lie straight in bed! 😂😂😂

Oowee, do mariners suffer with 'mast envy?' 😂😂

What's with the mast being so long? Is it a nautical example of "mines longer than yours?"

If you return home to find you've been burgled simply tell the police there is a "right wing agitator/terrorist" in your garden, they'll be there before you put the phone down. Simples...

Good post.👍

Everybody on the taxpayers £ will be looking to upgrade to 1st class on the gravy train and labour have started handling out the tickets...

The good old bbb 😂 he states that you MAY be charged under the offences not that you WILL. If the images are genuinely unsolicited (which I doubt) therein lies a defence.

Please enlighten me then...