stumfelter

I feed mine a diet of 32g 70mm eley pigeon and have no problems with cycling, they're the AK 47 of shotguns. 😁

Do you think it's right for you to imply that his wife has tricked him to get pregnant?

I'd hazard a guess that one of them was you inferring that TT's wife had duped him in to having more children.

How come it's always plumbers that are supposedly on £100 grand? I was a plumber and left to go in to roofing so I know loads of plumbers and not one of them is on that sort of money.

Ever thought of trying out for the GB Olympic squad?

When our kids were young I worked days and the Mrs worked 6 till 9 in the evening's.

Is it cash in hand? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

I know exactly what will happen. Nothing. It's a big thing now because that's what the media wants it to be and this time next week it will be something else. Nothing to see here, move along.

And me.

Or disappointed!

Because you asked for suggestions. That's my suggestion.

Put him up at your house?

Sand it down and give it a coat of shabby chic chalk paint and you'll get £50 on gumtree.

I don't have to, I've lined my deerstalker in tinfoil. 😁😁

I hope it comes soon as I have been buying tinned food and bottled water for quite a while but now I'm struggling to get in the cellar and the shed is rammed.