stumfelter

If you're off work bad and nobody from the company comes out just get your mate to book you in, double bubble!

Glad I could help.

If it's being fed from the guttering there wouldn't be any silt. Have the pond raised enough so you could have a feed from the rwp and a rwp overflow back to the original drain, job done!

Would it be fed by rainwater pipes from the house, garage or similar?

Do you seriously believe he'll end up paying anywhere near that amount of tax?

People seriously underestimate how hard it can be to use a computer mouse, glad your on the mend.

Everything on Facebook is an hysterical disproportionate reaction, that's the whole idea.

As hilarious as oowee's post is I still think Henry D's just tops it, but only just....

Good post, I expect a lot of people feel the same as you do.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for posting, that must qualify as the funniest thing I've ever read on pigeon watch.

I know what you mean, we used to put rocks in with the 'contents' so if we got boarded by customs one slash with a sharp knife sent the evidence to the sea bed.

Hire a floor plane and just remove (you can set the depth) the top layer for a permanent job.

I was going to watch the snooker but when I got home the wife had painted the kitchen door so I watched that dry instead....

Looking on the bright side I think cats are exempt.

If it's close coupled and more than a few years old chances are the wing nuts will be rust welded onto the spindles and turn the top squares as you try to undo them, just one of the many joys of plumbing.