ME Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I fancy 10 days somewhere warm with the family before Christmas. Wish list : * Family friendly * Less than 10 hour flight (preferably) * Sunshine * Activities for people who cant sit with a book for 10 days * All inclusive catering * Fit women in bikinis (optional) * Topless volleyball (optional) Anyone got a recommendations ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Cannaries is always good, I like Lanzarote but Feb time just after the season as finished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 * Fit women in bikinis (optional)* Topless volleyball (optional) Anyone got a recommendations ? So, if all the fit women are in bikinis, does this mean you only want munters/men topless playing volley ball? - this some sort of pervention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) Egypt or the Gambia Between 5 and 7 hours, hot weather. Not sure how family friendly the Gambia is, but I like it . All the wimps go down with the galloping squits You need a GOOD hotel in the Gambia, don't stay in Banjul. Used to be one called the Senegambia Beach Hotel, I expect it's been taken over/demolished/renamed or something gay Edit Hotel is still there, but seems to be rated 2 star now 2 star in the Gambia means a doss house E Coli factory Edited October 12, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) So, if all the fit women are in bikinis, does this mean you only want munters/men topless playing volley ball? - this some sort of pervention? No, but you are describing Norfolk. I want a relaxing family holiday, if there are nice things to look at too that would be a bonus. I was thinking about the Caribbean, but open to suggestions.. Edited October 12, 2009 by ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I was thinking about the Caribbean, but open to suggestions.. The Caribbean is full of people from Essex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Matt, Barcelo Lanzarote near Costa Teguise - great kid activities and evening shows (if they are still at the age to appreciate it). They lay on a few games for the adults too but if you want proper activities you'll probably need a car. Not a beach holiday but they have a few good pools. Stayed there twice and woul def. go back again. You can take an all-inclusive option and I believe port is included I think I have to take my lot back there in April as compensation for my lads fishing trip to Kenya in November. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Or if you are feeling a bit more adventurous - the Cape Verde Islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 The Caribbean is full of people from Essex :blink: And, it seems, a tad rainy in November & December.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 If Lee is to be believed, go to the sunny southern states :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 We went to Cuba last year - Would definately go again - fits (all) of your wishes - T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Busty Island or Boob Island? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) And, it seems, a tad rainy in November & December.. Behave, there's 0.8 of a rainy day in November and 0.2 of a rainy day in December :blink: It rains June to October Gambia wevver Edited October 12, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) Behave, there's 0.8 of a rainy day in November and 0.2 of a rainy day in December It rains June to October Gambia wevver You were talking about the Caribbean and so was I :blink: I am sure the Gambia weather is just dandy Edited October 12, 2009 by ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 You were talking about the Caribbean and so was I :blink: I am sure the Gambia weather is just dandy I have a short memory span and I'm half way trousered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) Mrs ME just came past and said that she isnt taking the kids out of school. I told her that I was gonna buy a new gun instead in that case..:blink: Keep the holiday destinations coming, she'll be writing the letter to the headteacher by tomorrow afternoon Edited October 12, 2009 by ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Egypt's good and the hotels should lay on something for the kids. Not sure about norks out - they probably execute for that. Africa's only good for a "Sanders of the River" expedition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Tobago awesome fishing, all inclusive for good money and some very hot women. Go to Rex Turtle beach, you will be blown away. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyr8 Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 rhyl sun centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Is`nt it gorgeous,and well overdue!Pity im in work when its so nice though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scolopax Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Went to Peurto Rico via Texas this time last year. It rained most days and we were confined to the hotel for 24 hours when a hurricane was expected to hit us (it missed but devastated an island 60 miles away). To be honest I enjoyed the four days we spent in Texas as much as the ten days we spent on Peurto Rico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Phone your best mate, say a few choice phrases involving Allah, wait for your phone line to start clicking and you will be in Guantanamo Bay before you know it!! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leaseone Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) Gambia Kombo Beach Hotel, Kotu try it and see but not for really YOUNG kids Edited October 12, 2009 by leaseone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Don't forget to take your camera! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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