Jim Sarakun Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 So, the Datsun owners got their kit together and cautiously ventured into deepest darkest Essex (Banjo County) to cream the backsides of the Essex Mafia. 'twas a cool sunny October morning the Cambridge Estastes Pigeon Shooters were to venture forth, to claim their prize in the Clay Shooting world. The warm milk bath and copious amounts of Waitrose finest was not a prize to scorn. Baldrick, ME, MC, Markio and Mungler were about to get a good pasting. Or so we thought..................We endured a good bum kicking throughout the day. Now I am not making excuses here, as I am a firm believer that if you are on the birds, you will hit them, regardless of choke, barrel length, gun or whatever excuse you wish to prefer for missing, we just could not gel with that clay, any of us.Consequently, the Essex Mafia walked away with puffed out chests and pride.We just humbled off home talking about eye dominance, chokes, guns and barrel length. But we concluded that we thoroughly enjoyed our sojourn and wish to meet the Mafia again. After some mild training, we plan to whop their *****, should of course they be willing to venture forth. I am sure they will. All I can say then chaps is thankyou for a super day and I apologise for having my rifle butt on the ground, on my bottom lip, 'cos I thought I shot better than this kind of thing, So until the next time, you keep whopping the challengers. Regards.... Jim .... Oz ....Darren.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Pleasure to meet you all Jim. A fine morning was had my all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Sarakun Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Sorry to dispel the myth here Markio, but I feel compelled to warn any future Mafia challengers, that you look NOTHING like your avatar, you are in fact MUCH better looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Yeah what a nice bunch of chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Sarakun Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) Sorry we couldn't meet the *** out challenge when we missed a full round Mungler, we would have had them out all day wouldn't we? Cold weather and all. Be warned Mafia challengers. Anyway we stopped in a pub at Dunmow on the way home and had the full lap dancer treatment, so all was not lost eh? Edited October 18, 2009 by Jim Sarakun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Good to meet you all. Another three get the seal of approval I was discussing the fact with Markio on the way home that I am yet to meet a complete ***** off this forum and with the law of averages as it is then time is running out. Sooner or later there will be a nutter. The **** kicking was inevitable, noone as yet has challenged the mafia and come out on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 The **** kicking was inevitable, noone as yet has challenged the mafia and come out on top. But your days are numbered. Even as we speak, I am plotting a visit darn Sarf shortly for the day on fambly business , with Anni coming along for the ride and we intend to give you a damn good stiffing at JJ's on the way. Thomsons Directories down the trousers, girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Oh no, Can the south handle two dirty mancs at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I'll have a bath for this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Those Essex sphincters are twitching already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Those Essex sphincters are twitching already Funnily enough, NO THEY'RE NOT. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Funnily enough, NO THEY'RE NOT. You can wheel out this bravado all you like. I can hear those squeaking harrises from here, when the wind's in the right direction. It's like the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra wind section :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Oh OK, if it makes you feel any better, then yes I am ******** bricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) Sounds more liquid to me Edited October 18, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 When? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 When? Not sure yet, within the next 3-6 weeks I would guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I see Chard's weekend job down the docks is paying dividends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I see Chard's weekend job down the docks is paying dividends They look like Tilbury dollars to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Sarakun Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Oh Chard, you poor northern lad, these Essex boys are HARD, COOL, CALCULATING and dust clays like it's unfashionable. I will follow this thread and hope to attend your demise and rub salt in your wound, come the day you mess with the Essex Mafia. Bring plenty of dosh man, to pay for your folly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Oh Chard, you poor northern lad, these Essex boys are HARD, COOL, CALCULATING and dust clays like it's unfashionable. I will follow this thread and hope to attend your demise and rub salt in your wound, come the day you mess with the Essex Mafia. Bring plenty of dosh man, to pay for your folly. I've stuffed most of these turkeys before. It's only Mungler and Broken Man that can hit the odd clay, the rest are just putty in my hands. Of course they might also be importing a few talented ringers from the Sarf Coast, like Tosspot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy518 Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Well I can attest to the Mafias claybusting ability...I know who my money is going to be backing...Good day out guys never before has total humiliation been so enjoyable.. Oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 I've stuffed most of these turkeys before. It's only Mungler and Broken Man that can hit the odd clay, the rest are just putty in my hands. I'll have bought a Blaser F3 by that point (and begun a diet of gopping cheeseburgers), which will automatically make me equal to Mungler in the marksmanship stakes, thereby making the Mafia pretty much invincible. I'll also switch off my Peltor ear defenders while shooting next time, so that I'm not distracted by ME's endless *** gags (and preventing me from losing at least 4 easy birds). I did enjoy helping to dish out yesterday's walloping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 What's that on the back of your shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/ind...st&p=876830 Nice to meet you chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 I've stuffed most of these turkeys before. It's only Mungler and Broken Man that can hit the odd clay Can i just remind you that i was only a couple of clays behind you in the essex master dude!!! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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