Chard Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Have fun at Doveridge, I won't be shooting for a while after landing a £600 bill for my car today What's up with your car, Trotsky? Can't all be because you hit the kerb on Sunday. Perhaps it's because you're a sheeeeeyte driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timps Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 I'll have you two lads putting in mid twenty scores come Sunday Why? are you going to give me a lesson ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 What's up with your car, Trotsky? Can't all be because you hit the kerb on Sunday. Perhaps it's because you're a sheeeeeyte driver Yes, it turns out that my car is made of bamboo and kleenex I can't remember precisely what is wrong, but the gist of it is that it's ****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 I'm going to shoot in a burkha on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timps Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 What's up with your car, Trotsky? Can't all be because you hit the kerb on Sunday. Perhaps it's because you're a sheeeeeyte driver Perhaps its because of the look of confusion on his face when we miraculously appeared in front of him on the motorway when were meant to be behind........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted July 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 I'm going to shoot in a burkha on Sunday. There is a God................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted July 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Why? are you going to give me a lesson ? What was that Craig you want to go in Chards Car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timps Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 What was that Craig you want to go in Chards Car err sorry oh great and wonderful Anni...... I bow to your greatness, so sorry if I have offended you The thought of doing a 100mph down the M6 in a VW polo with the driver high on Pocket Rocket, wearing a burka and the boot full of shotguns does leave me a little worried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 The thought of doing a 100mph down the M6 in a VW polo with the driver high on Pocket Rocket, wearing a burka and the boot full of shotguns does leave me a little worried Perfectly normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted July 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 We better take some Duck tape and Zip ties with us for the journey down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timps Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 (edited) We better take some Duck tape and Zip ties with us for the journey down I thought we agreed we would not play those dominatrix role playing games with you Anni Edited July 14, 2010 by timps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted July 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 I thought we agreed we would not play those dominatrix roll playing games with you Anni Hey What you two Boys get upto in your own free time is your buisness Thats the last time I let you two sit in tha back of my motor And I kicked my Dog for them stains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilR Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 I'm going to shoot like a burk on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 ******* tarpies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigweed Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 I'm stocked up now, I bought 24 of them Caffeine & Viagra shots off Ebay for £9.99 inc postage Pocket Rockets they're called I'll be snorting them all round Doveridge **** Chard off and you'll get a Rocket up your ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 (edited) Went to Doveridge today for the registered beanfeast with Anni and Timps. Not a bad shoot, nothing silly. Doveridge has always been my bogey ground, so I was pleased with my score Scores on the doors : Chard - 82. Second in B Class when we left, but plenty more to come in. Anni - 79. Third in B Class when we left - ditto Timps - 67. Bad day at Black Rock Saw Mr Potter there, he was doing pretty well half way round Now for the rant Why do some referees seem to think that they're qualified to try and tell you how to shoot the ******* stand? Busy telling me what everybody else was doing with it, telling me they all ****** up the first bird. It turns out that only a total cockhead could possibly miss the first bird, but the second needed a lot of respect. It plants stuff in your mind, even when you try and ignore it. Shouldn't be allowed. Then there's the bellend who comes up and starts gobbing off loudly to the ref, just as I'm about to start shooting. When I turn round and give him the look, he says "carry on" "Carry on? Oh, is that alright with you, you ******* ****. You're so ******* good to me, allowing me to carry on and interrupt your ******* conversation. ****" And other assorted cockheads. I should listen to my wife, she's always telling me that I just need to accept that the world is full of ******* and I shouldn't allow them to get to me :lol: Edited July 18, 2010 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 well with an 82 at least you didnt let them get to you which makes a change perhaps things are sinking in now. well shot anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigweed Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 (edited) Went to Doveridge today for the registered beanfeast with Anni and Timps. Not a bad shoot, nothing silly. Doveridge has always been my bogey ground, so I was pleased with my score Scores on the doors : Chard - 82. Second in B Class when we left, but plenty more to come in. Anni - 79. Third in B Class when we left - ditto Timps - 67. Bad day at Black Rock Saw Mr Potter there, he was doing pretty well half way round Now for the rant Why do some referees seem to think that they're qualified to try and tell you how to shoot the ******* stand? Busy telling me what everybody else was doing with it, telling me they all ****** up the first bird. It turns out that only a total cockhead could possibly miss the first bird, but the second needed a lot of respect. It plants stuff in your mind, even when you try and ignore it. Shouldn't be allowed. Then there's the bellend who comes up and starts gobbing off loudly to the ref, just as I'm about to start shooting. When I turn round and give him the look, he says "carry on" "Carry on? Oh, is that alright with you, you ******* ****. You're so ******* good to me, allowing me to carry on and interrupt your ******* conversation. ****" And other assorted cockheads. I should listen to my wife, she's always telling me that I just need to accept that the world is full of ******* and I shouldn't allow them to get to me :lol: Nice darts again there Chard 91 on the Skeet today (and yesterday) - seem to got me self in a hole lately - missed 7 on station 4 today. ******* game's starting to get to me :lol: Edited July 18, 2010 by Bigweed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 well with an 82 at least you didnt let them get to you which makes a change perhaps things are sinking in now. well shot anyway. That's the trouble, it did get to me, big style Not sure how many it cost me, but I wasn't happy for a few stands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Went to Doveridge today for the registered beanfeast with Anni and Timps. Not a bad shoot, nothing silly. Doveridge has always been my bogey ground, so I was pleased with my score Scores on the doors : Chard - 82. Second in B Class when we left, but plenty more to come in. Anni - 79. Third in B Class when we left - ditto Timps - 67. Bad day at Black Rock Saw Mr Potter there, he was doing pretty well half way round Now for the rant Why do some referees seem to think that they're qualified to try and tell you how to shoot the ******* stand? Busy telling me what everybody else was doing with it, telling me they all ****** up the first bird. It turns out that only a total cockhead could possibly miss the first bird, but the second needed a lot of respect. It plants stuff in your mind, even when you try and ignore it. Shouldn't be allowed. Then there's the bellend who comes up and starts gobbing off loudly to the ref, just as I'm about to start shooting. When I turn round and give him the look, he says "carry on" "Carry on? Oh, is that alright with you, you ******* ****. You're so ******* good to me, allowing me to carry on and interrupt your ******* conversation. ****" And other assorted cockheads. I should listen to my wife, she's always telling me that I just need to accept that the world is full of ******* and I shouldn't allow them to get to me :lol: Chill your beans broseph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Chill your beans broseph Yes, I need an anger management course or drugs :yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Yes, I need an anger management course or drugs Or both, :blink: I did a 46/50 this morning at my local with Poontang and 300watt Bob, can't remember the other scores but they weren't that bad considering both of them have new guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Potter Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Deep despair for me today, the old "last stand curse" struck again and I finished on a very disappointing 85 :blink: Got to the last stand (which was one of the two 5 pair stands) with only 9 birds away so a possible 91. Stand looked quite tasty but the shooters (B & C class) in front of us were shooting 6's, 7's and 8's on it!! Still not feeling too confident especially after my mate missed 7 on it and he relishes harder targets, I followed and beat him, I only missed 6 of them still can't work out where we went wrong. Anyhow handed my card in and it went straight to the top of the A class leader board, had a brew and a natter including a chat with a very well known AAA class shot who had also missed 6 on the same stand!!!!!! checked the score board just as I was was leaving to find I had been knocked back to 7th with an 88 and a host of 86 & 87's in. Hey Ho must try harder. Chard, you've got to learn to ignore EVERYTHING that is going on around you when you're shooting, the only thing that distracts me when I'm in that stand is naked (or near naked) ladies and to be honest it's been a long time since I've seen one on a clay ground Seriously though just switch off you should be concentrating that hard on the target that you aren't even aware of all the **** going on around you. Till next week Mr Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 (edited) Deep despair for me today, the old "last stand curse" struck again and I finished on a very disappointing 85 :blink: Got to the last stand (which was one of the two 5 pair stands) with only 9 birds away so a possible 91. Stand looked quite tasty but the shooters (B & C class) in front of us were shooting 6's, 7's and 8's on it!! Still not feeling too confident especially after my mate missed 7 on it and he relishes harder targets, I followed and beat him, I only missed 6 of them still can't work out where we went wrong. Anyhow handed my card in and it went straight to the top of the A class leader board, had a brew and a natter including a chat with a very well known AAA class shot who had also missed 6 on the same stand!!!!!! checked the score board just as I was was leaving to find I had been knocked back to 7th with an 88 and a host of 86 & 87's in. Hey Ho must try harder. Chard, you've got to learn to ignore EVERYTHING that is going on around you when you're shooting, the only thing that distracts me when I'm in that stand is naked (or near naked) ladies and to be honest it's been a long time since I've seen one on a clay ground Seriously though just switch off you should be concentrating that hard on the target that you aren't even aware of all the **** going on around you. Till next week Mr Potter Well shot Mr P. I got 8 on that stand I know I've got to learn to ignore stuff, but I've always been Mr Grumpy We're talking breaking the habits of a lifetime here Edited July 18, 2010 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 break em them :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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