ME Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I am 3 days into an alcohol detox for January and its driving me absolutely insane. Any suggestions how to while away the evenings without my friends Mr Dow and Mr Taylor ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Cocaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Cocaine :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Mine starts tomorrow - in the meantime, we are enjoying Top Gear on the telly but more so because we are well and truly into the second bottle. I had dinner about 2 hours ago, and am now toying with the idea of getting a curry in before the deadline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Facebook!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felly100 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Airfix modelling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I am also into my third day of detox after New year and am currently drinking Tesco's ten pound champagne most successfully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Mason Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 masterbation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 masterbation Are you saying ME is a ******* :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC45 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I got it, try this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 masterbation Bloody hell you've seen him shoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Mason Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 no not at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Go and have a barney with the geezer on Ryantidgewell's roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I have tried all the suggestions so far, apart from the Airfix modelling, thats extreme ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie mac Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Porn is the answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 How about one of those ******* annoying baked bean jigsaw puzzles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Set to the wife's bush with tweezers , should kill a few weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 how about playing with super glue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I have tried all the suggestions so far, apart from the Airfix modelling, thats extreme ! I would have thought that cocaine was easier to get hold of than an Airfix model in Billericay anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 at the mo im slightly addicted to maltesers hot chocolate drink faling that, go for white grape shloer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Get yourself on a computer forum website...I hear there very good.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I would have thought that cocaine was easier to get hold of than an Airfix model in Billericay anyway Probably, and Airfix is regarded as a much dirtier underground activity Keep the ideas coming chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Set up a service selling fresh boxer shorts to people caught short in the pubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Mason Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 metal detecting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 How about everytime you fancy a drink give Bazza a ring and ask him to tell you one of his fishing stories? He will go on for so long there won't be anytime left for drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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