pavman Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 (edited) Found a farm girl scratching this on a barn door! I had a little ferret His name was lurcher boy, I loved that little ferret Like my favourite toy, On cold and frosty morns I would push him in my muddy hole, So he could chase my bunny And do as he was told, He gave me so much pleasure And never failed to score, Until one day a policeman Came knocking at my door, He said you have no right To ferret round this land, You will have to stop your ferreting Go home and use your hand! pavman Edited November 8, 2005 by pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Is this love ? :*) Our first PigeonWatch romance ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 If thats the case Cranfield, we're gonna have to start calling you Cillar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Perhaps we all get to buy a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 isn't love a wonderfull thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 wonder who the kids will take after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 (edited) wonder who the kids will take after Can you just imagine that a ferret Lurcher cross Edited November 8, 2005 by pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 wonder who the kids will take after Can you just imagine that a ferret Lurcher cross that just sent a shiver down my back all these long things with short legs running round with caps on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 wonder who the kids will take after Can you just imagine that a ferret Lurcher cross that just sent a shiver down my back all these long things with short legs running round with caps on A hint of Diesel and a flat cap has one many a maidens heart pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 :< :< :< :< How dare yo lot sit there and pick on my buddy LurcherBoy.. :< :< :< :< I find it thoughly unacceptable that you would proceed with this childlike behaviour, with out first..... Inviting me to join in...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maori Haz Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 NTTF!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah and me and FM!!!!!!!!!! hmph, thoroughly outraged. MH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Hi, Good one NTTF. He was talking last night of getting some in the PW arms but I recomended to him not to get some from the stock that he was talking of that bit him lots when out ferreting. But he said he probably will... Motto of he story: Lurcherboy never listens. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 :*) My first poem. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 wonder who the kids will take after i'll have one of the pups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whats it like to have your own Stalker, LB ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Whats it like to have your own Stalker, LB ? ****e could that be me cranfield you ever thought LB is one of them blokes people can get on with and have a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 I've heard that LB is one of those big, hairy, rough types, calloused hands, drinks anti-freeze and someone has already mentioned his aroma of diesel oil. Apparently, men like that are attractive to certain other types of men. Therefore I expect he is use to being stalked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 (edited) Whats it like to have your own Stalker, LB ? ****e could that be me cranfield you ever thought LB is one of them blokes people can get on with and have a joke Would not have dreamed of posting if I thought otherwise blackthorn, LB is ones of lifes good guys, you got ta have a laugh and joke along the way, if not you end up all screwed up like an anti, and lose the ability to relate and interact with people Blimey getting all philosophical again, sorry guys pavman Edited November 9, 2005 by pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 I'll call the taste police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 I've heard that LB is one of those big, hairy, rough types, calloused hands, drinks anti-freeze and someone has already mentioned his aroma of diesel oil.Apparently, men like that are attractive to certain other types of men. Therefore I expect he is use to being stalked. couldn't have been the bloke i met he was wearing a french maids outfit and looking quite seductive or was that another bar i was in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 (edited) blackthorn, you havent been frequenting the Blue Oyster again, have you? Edited November 9, 2005 by Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 I've heard that LB is one of those big, hairy, rough types, calloused hands, drinks anti-freeze and someone has already mentioned his aroma of diesel oil.Apparently, men like that are attractive to certain other types of men. Therefore I expect he is use to being stalked. couldn't have been the bloke i met he was wearing a french maids outfit and looking quite seductive or was that another bar i was in was working with a lad offshore a few years back, and someone said you must be gay (his coveralls had shrunk in the wash and had a tight fit) to which he replied, I am not gay but have kissed a few lads that are!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maori Haz Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 :lol: Pavman and Blackthorn!! MH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 blackthorn, you havent been frequenting the Blue Oyster again, have you? to many big ruff blokes in there axe started you-sing the pink oyster its moor genteel and you can get in in your cam gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for young men to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. You can get yourself clean You can have a good meal You can do whatever you feel. Say it all really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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