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I knew a lass that used to play paintball in a suit like thaty. She was a professional dancer too and it was a sight for sore eyes to see her cooking bacon butties...

 

I still have that photo somewhere. It keeps me warm on those extra cold nights...

 

Wookie

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:thumbs: **** me !!!! :D

 

Scary stuff !!!!  :D

Thats nothing Sussex, should you ever be unlucky enough to see the rottie, you WILL understand :)

 

 

 

 

LB

bit like mine then LB :/ my ex has only one bad habbit ......... breathing !!!!

 

 

bob and weave big guy duck and dive ;)

 

Martin

And leaving the continenent helps dont it TLE :D

 

 

 

LB

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LB

bit like mine then LB :thumbs: my ex has only one bad habbit ......... breathing !!!!

 

 

bob and weave big guy duck and dive :D

 

Martin

And leaving the continenent helps dont it TLE :D

 

 

 

LB

its the only way guvnor :/

 

the best investment made LB, a one way ticket outta here, move twice, no forwarding address and FREEDOM ;)

 

only thing is , gotta look over the shoulder when i do come back

 

 

 

Martin

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But try and imagine her on the sh!tter before her first fag.......not bonny :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

And I do have standards to uphold Chaps. :lol:

No you dont HD :lol:

 

Have you lot ever heard of the phrase ' use her **** for toothpaste' well that applies to Angelina :lol:

 

 

 

 

LB

:P:lol::lol:

 

LB she was here in town with that "*****" geezer of hers,tried the old thumb in the beer lean on the bar pick up line of " oi get yer kit off angie baby" ............

as you can imagine me and Macaulay Culkin both went home alone :*) :*)

 

she could psss in my cornflakes anytime B)

 

 

Martin

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But try and imagine her on the sh!tter before her first fag.......not bonny :lol:  :lol:  :P

 

And I do have standards to uphold Chaps. :lol:

No you dont HD B)

 

Have you lot ever heard of the phrase ' use her **** for toothpaste' well that applies to Angelina :lol:

 

 

 

 

LB

:lol::lol::lol:

 

LB she was here in town with that "*****" geezer of hers,tried the old thumb in the beer lean on the bar pick up line of " oi get yer kit off angie baby" ............

as you can imagine me and Macaulay Culkin both went home alone :*) :*)

 

she could psss in my cornflakes anytime B)

 

 

Martin

**** No shame in that Mart, at least you had a go and he aint real *****, he just learnt the lingo :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

LB

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I take it you mean Brad? Nice bloke and I seriously do not know what he sees in her... I really don't like Angelina.

 

Ok, before anyone says anything, I am not gay. Sure, I live on my own with a cat, but I am not gay. I wouldn't say no to her, I'd just use her for the night and then sell my story to the News of the Screws the next day.

 

Wookie

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