markbivvy Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstori...nose.6600939.jp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 how much had he had to drink? I thinnk no matter how drunk i was i would have woken before he started on the second finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willxx Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Quality reporting at its finest: "No-one I've spoken to has any idea what happened to him but when people start talking they often get the wrong idea. I just hope he recovers all right." No chance it could have been a drunken fight and fingers in a car door then? Must have been a fox in a church yard without question! He's probably infected with official MutantZombieVirus and will begin to spread the infection leading us have to rebuild Hadrians wall and lead to a really crappy film called Doomsday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) Who knows what the Fox really happened? Edited October 27, 2010 by DaveK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 What a load of testicles! Seriously, a Fox chewed his fingers and nose off?! Really? This is just like the UFO theory. As soon as one person has seen one the whole bloody world follows suit! In ten years time the Fox will be listed in the top ten dangerous animals of the world at this rate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Don't do that to me Mark :hmm: :lol: Thought you had found some gos on me for a minute :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) Yep, and this story is a total pile of hee-haw! I can state with almost certain authority that this **** got into a fight, got battered and didn't want to admit it. "But Egg. How can you state this with such confidence?" Easy-peasy compadres....my place of work shares the same building as the Scottish Ambulance Service (the other SAS) and we heard the real story from the ambulance crew that took this trouser trumpet to the RIE on Sunday morning There was a mass brawl involving 30 idiots at a pub in Musselburgh in the early hours of Sunday morning (the very same boozer had another one after the Old Firm match on Sunday night too - don't think I'll pop in there for a swift half.) This numpty was involved in it but was so w***ered when he was picked up - and so in fear of being arrested by Lothian & Borders finest - that while en-route to hospital he cooked up about 3 conflicting cover stories for the source of his injuries. The crew reckoned the fool had been chewed by a human - they've no doubt seen the effects of human teeth on human flesh on many a Saturday night in the "Honest Toon" of Musselburgh - so I take their version as gospel. Edited October 27, 2010 by Egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Yep, and this story is a total pile of hee-haw! I can state with almost certain authority that this **** got into a fight, got battered and didn't want to admit it. "But Egg. How can you state this with such confidence?" Easy-peasy compadres....my place of work shares the same building as the Scottish Ambulance Service (the other SAS) and we heard the real story from the ambulance crew that took this trouser trumpet to the RIE on Sunday morning There was a mass brawl involving 30 idiots at a pub in Musselburgh in the early hours of Sunday morning (the very same boozer had another one after the Old Firm match on Sunday night too - don't think I'll pop in there for a swift half.) This numpty was involved in it but was so w***ered when he was picked up - and so in fear of being arrested by Lothian & Borders finest - that while en-route to hospital he cooked up about 3 conflicting cover stories for the source of his injuries. The crew reckoned the fool had been chewed by a human - they've no doubt seen the effects of human teeth on human flesh on many a Saturday night in the "Honest Toon" of Musselburgh - so I take their version as gospel. Egg Make sure you read this bit correctly . Lmao you expect us to belive IT WAS NOT A FOX ATTACK . Come on all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Well if it was a fox it was doing a good impression of a numpty from Niddrie on a "night oot at the seaside" If the guy was a Hearts fan then he has my support but if he was a Hibby.... 'Mon the fox!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 We even get a photo of a fox! Poppycock! It was a Halloween ritual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiho Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 last time i fell asleep drunk when i was waking up i heard some one shout now!! and a hose pipe was turned on .............it was up my **** ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 I like the bit that says "He looked like he had been punched in the face"! So now we are looking for a fox that has the fitness and build of a Bare Knuckle Prize Fighter and knows how to swing a real knock out of a right hook! If I come across this Prize Fighting Fox while out shooting I am going to be taking some seriously large and fast steps - In the opposite direction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 last time i fell asleep drunk when i was waking up i heard some one shout now!! and a hose pipe was turned on.............it was up my **** ! Never heard of a fox doing that before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOOTEMUP Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Ah Well its climate change you see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.