Medic1281 Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Poor parking, I always reverse pak the ambulances into bays within the lines and I have never had any issue with getting out to respond to an emergency. Thats unusual for any of our lot to be able to park!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk1 Man Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 He got the only Porche 911 Carerra 4 with no sense of direction, nope not jealous at all... shaun Why on earth would anyone spend 6 months looking for & then buying a Penis extension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNCEMOUNT Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 (edited) You all need to get out more> There are young men losing their lives and limbs in conflicts around the world.There is a world wide financial crisis.Fuel prices are at a record high. Floods and volcano's are causing havoc in many areas of the world. Some children have to carry seven times their bodyweight of water for 50 miles each day, with worms in their bellies. And you all jibber jabber because some numpty has parked accross two parking bays in a supermarket car park !!!! And one of you even took the time and effort to photograph it !!!! No wonder we lost the empire, we can't even look further than freekin Asda these days. Somebody must have p1ssed in his cheerios. Edited June 7, 2011 by RUNCEMOUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 I always park my car across two spaces. I spent 6 months looking for it and don't want some nobhead dinging it. Ditto that. though I used to love getting hemmed in when I had my ratty Series III. I'd go through the whole 'clumsy me' routine twice over with the door as I tried to squeeze in leaving the doddery old gimmer that had parked so discourteously with a few more battle scars for their banger racer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk1 Man Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 You all need to get out more> There are young men losing their lives and limbs in conflicts around the world.There is a world wide financial crisis.Fuel prices are at a record high. Floods and volcano's are causing havoc in many areas of the world. Some children have to carry seven times their bodyweight of water for 50 miles each day, with worms in their bellies. And you all jibber jabber because some numpty has parked accross two parking bays in a supermarket car park !!!! And one of you even took the time and effort to photograph it !!!! No wonder we lost the empire, we can't even look further than freekin Asda these days. Yes...you're right, there are young men Dying in conflict every day....But if other Nations & Religions kept their beleifs and religeons to themselves we wouldn't need to step in an keep them all in check..Cos' if we didn't we'd all be speaking a weird language and preying 5 times a day and get ****** all done.....That includes you. We In England, Scotland, Ireland & Wales are fortunate that we don't have such Bad weather or have active Volcanoes nearby so tend not to suffer such....However, Every Human has a pair of legs and a brain....combine the 2 with a tad of common sense and Move away from areas where the weather or dangerous areas of geological activity are likely to cause you harm....The people that live there just haven't worked that one out yet. and lastly...as for kiddies carrying loads of water for 50 miles a day.....Live nearer to the Tap. Every Country / Continent started of with the same chance to mechanise and modernise.....Most did and some although slow are doing so....Others chose to stick with their tribal beleifs and traditions.....now they're paying for it. My forefathers did not work and sweat all their lives so that i could hand over my hard earned wages & tax to those that cannot or will not wake up & smell the coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Who's going to rise first he wonders???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waitesy Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Yes...you're right, there are young men Dying in conflict every day....But if other Nations & Religions kept their beleifs and religeons to themselves we wouldn't need to step in an keep them all in check..Cos' if we didn't we'd all be speaking a weird language and preying 5 times a day and get ****** all done.....That includes you. We In England, Scotland, Ireland & Wales are fortunate that we don't have such Bad weather or have active Volcanoes nearby so tend not to suffer such....However, Every Human has a pair of legs and a brain....combine the 2 with a tad of common sense and Move away from areas where the weather or dangerous areas of geological activity are likely to cause you harm....The people that live there just haven't worked that one out yet. and lastly...as for kiddies carrying loads of water for 50 miles a day.....Live nearer to the Tap. Every Country / Continent started of with the same chance to mechanise and modernise.....Most did and some although slow are doing so....Others chose to stick with their tribal beleifs and traditions.....now they're paying for it. My forefathers did not work and sweat all their lives so that i could hand over my hard earned wages & tax to those that cannot or will not wake up & smell the coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Regular Saturday a.m. 2 plod cars park at the pick up point in our local ASDA....spoken to the staff, they only go for their sarnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waitesy Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Ever tried anger management or joke recognition course ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 It is pants parking. How about hanging around and asking the officer what he was doing taking up two spaces - maybe it was a breakfast run, maybe they were going to assist store detectives holding some scabbed up druggy shoplifter who was kicking off - we will never know because all you've got the bottle to do is go around taking piccies of a police van parked skew wiff in a giant car park. Woopee do. The police like anyone else don't do themselves any favours sometimes and just like the socirty they police, there are ****** in all walks of life. The next time someone is screwing my neighbours house and four cop cars turn up within 4 minutes (true event) I'll run over and take pictures of their parking instead of commending them for getting to the scene so quickly. They had the audacity to block the road whilst they searched and nicked the little Basildon scrote. It was 3am and no one was inconvenienced, how outragious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bangs Posted June 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 It is pants parking. How about hanging around and asking the officer what he was doing taking up two spaces - maybe it was a breakfast run, maybe they were going to assist store detectives holding some scabbed up druggy shoplifter who was kicking off - we will never know because all you've got the bottle to do is go around taking piccies of a police van parked skew wiff in a giant car park. Woopee do. The police like anyone else don't do themselves any favours sometimes and just like the socirty they police, there are ****** in all walks of life. The next time someone is screwing my neighbours house and four cop cars turn up within 4 minutes (true event) I'll run over and take pictures of their parking instead of commending them for getting to the scene so quickly. They had the audacity to block the road whilst they searched and nicked the little Basildon scrote. It was 3am and no one was inconvenienced, how outragious. don't blow a gasket bonny lad, I think if it had been an emergency he would have been parked outside the shop and not half way across the car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 don't blow a gasket bonny lad, I think if it had been an emergency he would have been parked outside the shop and not half way across the car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk1 Man Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Ever tried anger management or joke recognition course ? Joke Recognition course...? mmm I guess it must be your Welsh Humour I didn't understand.....me being English like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosd Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 You all need to get out more> There are young men losing their lives and limbs in conflicts around the world.There is a world wide financial crisis.Fuel prices are at a record high. Floods and volcano's are causing havoc in many areas of the world. Some children have to carry seven times their bodyweight of water for 50 miles each day, with worms in their bellies. And you all jibber jabber because some numpty has parked accross two parking bays in a supermarket car park !!!! And one of you even took the time and effort to photograph it !!!! No wonder we lost the empire, we can't even look further than freekin Asda these days. Dude, you want to take a chill pill before you give yourself a hernia. The post has been put in the "Off Topic" section of the PW forum, it isn't headline news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 This is how parking should be done - you will see my wife had someone help her and that's me at the end. dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waitesy Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 (edited) Joke Recognition course...? mmm I guess it must be your Welsh Humour I didn't understand.....me being English like. Guess geography was'nt your barrow. Pontefract being in Yorkshire. derr Edited June 8, 2011 by waitesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC45 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Love that Utube clip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk1 Man Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Guess geography was'nt your barrow. Pontefract being in Yorkshire. derr What...! Wales is now in yorkshire...when did that happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Top this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI2a1TTSgpQ&feature=grec_index Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Jesus christ! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk1 Man Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 What a stunning demonstration of vehicle control. That's the 1st time i've ever seen a 296 point turn executed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Outside work just now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twitchynik Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Yeah! Look at ****** plod blocking that small blue motor in. *****, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Yeah! Look at ****** plod blocking that small blue motor in. *****, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Blimey Billy.Were they trying to beat the parking charge by getting all four wheels off the ground? Im guessing though the car is an automatic and the pensioner mistook the accelerator for the brake pedal.A prime example of retests or at the very least re-evaluate driving standards once they get to 70. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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