Pheasant Feeder Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) I once ignored this bloke in a post office in Huddersfield. Edited October 14, 2011 by Pheasant Feeder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I once ignored this bloke in a post office in Huddersfield. His chin looks like Art Garfunkel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricko Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 With regard to Mr Jake Mangel Wurzel, he seems a bit... well mad, completely mad, much more suited to be in the middle of a roundabout yelling at the traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Chris Rea patted and admired our dog. Jeremy Paxman and his family frightened our dog (not their fault) Sorry, that sounds like my dogs most tenuous claim to fame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Chris Rea patted and admired our dog. Jeremy Paxman and his family frightened our dog (not their fault) Sorry, that sounds like my dogs most tenuous claim to fame Quite, lets keep on topic shall we Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Quite, lets keep on topic shall we Maybe we need another even more pointless thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheasant Feeder Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) With regard to Mr Jake Mangel Wurzel, he seems a bit... well mad, completely mad, much more suited to be in the middle of a roundabout yelling at the traffic. I take it you never saw his house? He used to have a car door as a gate and a toilet on his roof if my memory serves me right. Oh and he once changed his name to: The Occupier, 'because he gets more mail addressed to him than I do' Edited October 14, 2011 by Pheasant Feeder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) I saw John and Norma Major shopping in a nearby Tescos once with the most enormous bodyguards behind them. I must say though he isnt as grey in real life like Spitting Image used to portray. Edited October 14, 2011 by Imperfection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I saw John and Norma Major shopping in a nearby Tescos once with the most enormous bodyguards behind them. I must say though he isnt as grey in real life like Spitting Image used to portray. Any peas in his basket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Tommy Cannon is a neighbour, well about a mile or so, Do you ever feel tempted to twang his braces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Maybe we need another even more pointless thread I'm currently working on some more ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Any peas in his basket? Not sure,but i did spot a pistol butt inside once of their bodyguards jackets which i guess was for reducing the queue on the self service checkout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Do you ever feel tempted to twang his braces? If you saw him "off duty" he dresses like most farmers round here seem to, not quite baler twine but almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexr Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I used to feed Gregor Fisher’s uncles ducks on his farm near Nielston. Gregor lived there as a boy after his parents were killed in a house fire , as far as I can remember. He used to wear a dirty brown boiler suit if I remember right, but I was only 2 or 3 at the time. I once ran security for a Gary Glitter concert at Dundee students union, that was when he was simply an odd bloke and not yet a paedo. I had a drink with Jordan as she talked to my wife about the place of women in modern society in a night club in Broughty Ferry. I played rugby against David Soul ( Scotland captain, not New York Cop )in a sevens tournament in Shetland one year. I once had to cancel a Corrs gig in Aberdeen due to the illness of a band member and had to stick a needle in the back side of a leading member of the Lazy Town cast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexr Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Oh as an after thought. The gun smith I use , who comes from the same village in Tayside as my wife but now works in north Wales looks after the guns of Jackie Stewart, who’s father used to look after my grandfathers car in Milton,Bumbartonshire. It’s a small world, isn’t it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petethegeek Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Oh as an after thought. The gun smith I use , who comes from the same village in Tayside as my wife but now works in north Wales looks after the guns of Jackie Stewart, who’s father used to look after my grandfathers car in Milton,Bumbartonshire. It’s a small world, isn’t it. I think you've just managed to scape in there within the six degrees of seperation* model, alex. Close call though. *Maybe an idea for your next thread ack-ack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I once trolley raged John Leslie in the ankles in the Clapham Asda - dont really like him! I flew him down the Falklands to film something for Blue Peter years ago - rude, arrogant ****. Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 (edited) I have cleaned Fatima Whitbreads Mercedes. I asked Neil Morrisey what Les Dennis missus was like in the sack when I was in the audience at Top Gear. (he was shaggging Amanda Holden then) I met Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond at Top Gear filming. I saw Matthew Perry (Friends) in the casino in our hotel in Vegas in January. I saw Nina Hossain (newsreader) at Palma airport last year. I have met Baker Boy the famous crayfisherman and star of the new Channel 4 series "Hertfordshires Deadliest Catch". I have been lost on the M25 with the son of the man that nicked Sir John Gielgud in a public toilet Edited October 16, 2011 by ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game_boy Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 i got Paul Young (the actor one) his heaviest fish caught from UK waters (194lb Common skate) also I regularly take Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall & family out fishing and have had lunch made by him for us Whats he like Davy?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 i have trained in the gym with Martin Bayfield, and dare i say Eddie (the eagle) Edwards, i also was on a program called body heat and i did get down to the last 50 out of 15,000 entry's in the gladiators back in 1993 where i met 5 of the original gladiators colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbust Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 stopped Barry mcguigan in Ireland when he was world champ and training to fight cruise,(was on a check point in clonaty bridge)he did a few sit ups with the rest of the guys inside (they was not happy i asked him to )he then signed a card to my girlfriend (wife now) for he 18th ,still have some were,then moved to another point 2week l8r (killturk) and stopped the Nolan sisters all ill say to them first class cows so searched the buss for 4 hours ,sorry about in spelling no dowt the guys from ireland might help Yep remember that as well I used to stop him a lot in Newton Hamilton. If I remember right he used to drive a merc and the reg was BOX IT or something allong those lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imissalot Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 (edited) Yep remember that as well I used to stop him a lot in Newton Hamilton. If I remember right he used to drive a merc and the reg was BOX IT or something allong those lines. nice guy ,also been on the check point sorry thought it said new town butler Edited October 16, 2011 by imissalot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unapalomablanca Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I sold frozen food door to door one xmas and knocked in posh areas. I knocked geoffrey palmer, robert lindsay, patrick mower, howard jones and timmy mallet. When you realise they are famous its hard to focus on what you are supposed to be doing and its a relief to get away. I also saw jocky wilson at gatwick airport and said hello. I also saw arthur scargill whilst checking in to go to new york in the 90's and he was checking in to first class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imissalot Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I sold frozen food door to door one xmas and knocked in posh areas. I knocked geoffrey palmer, robert lindsay, patrick mower, howard jones and timmy mallet. When you realise they are famous its hard to focus on what you are supposed to be doing and its a relief to get away. I also saw jocky wilson at gatwick airport and said hello. I also saw arthur scargill whilst checking in to go to new york in the 90's and he was checking in to first class! hope ya was quick as for scargill should have chinned him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clamps Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I was in 'tails of the unexpected' in 1982 (Galloping Foxy) - I played a schoolboy in the background Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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