apbuild Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Hi guys, Went to Henley regatta yesterday in all my posh get up and sporting the panama I recently acquired after a plea to you guys for help. My problem is this. I met a great girl in The Angel on the bridge, which i a great pub in Henley, and in a moment of madness, I told 'Tanya' that I was a practising gynaeocologist. She has since texted me to ask if I am able to check out her bits with the view to a little cosmetic reconstruction. Now, some of you may **** yourselves at this but I am in a quandary. Do I ignore her pleas or do I check out her bits? Advice especially from LB would be appreciated. Rob, the builder *** gynaecologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Tell her the truth old chap and offer to give her a day out of some "sport!" Phnarr phnarr P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Im a trainee gynaeocologist, not much experience - but i'll take a look at the **** anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSheep Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Have a good poke around down there "Spread Em" - Its all you need to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Tell her that your full time job is a builder and you just do it at weekends..........to keep your hand in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tagwag Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 :o Tell her that your full time job is a builder and you just do it at weekends..........to keep your hand in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 I wanted to be a gynaecologist but the ***** wouldn't let me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 As a builder/gynaecologist why don't you offer to paint and decorate her front hall, through the letterbox?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Just play the game with her, she probaly knows your lying and is just flirting with you. After a couple of dates tell her your realy a builder but your workmates are a set of ***** so you tell people your a gynaecologist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 And as no one else has said it.... Tell her you got into the job because you like looking up old friends or.. Ask if you can have a look at her 'members enclosure' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 sod the chit chat, get in there, fill your boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Hi guys, Went to Henley regatta yesterday in all my posh get up and sporting the panama I recently acquired after a plea to you guys for help. My problem is this. I met a great girl in The Angel on the bridge, which i a great pub in Henley, and in a moment of madness, I told 'Tanya' that I was a practising gynaeocologist. She has since texted me to ask if I am able to check out her bits with the view to a little cosmetic reconstruction. Now, some of you may **** yourselves at this but I am in a quandary. Do I ignore her pleas or do I check out her bits? Advice especially from LB would be appreciated. Rob, the builder *** gynaecologist. Buy a white coat and blag it Rob. Whats the worst that can happen, she reports you to the GMC As Blackthorn says, fill your boots :o LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 trust me. she knows ur lying. daft sod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patsmash Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 tell her before you can do any work on her bits it will need numbing and then go down on her numb numb numb numb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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