pavman Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 So some twit on Radio 2 this morning was banging on that Cows contribute significantly to Global Warming with Methane Emissions, and the Government need to set targets with a view to lowering the emissions which add up to around 3% of the UK’s output and are more harmful than Carbon Dioxide. My question is, just how do you stop cows Farting, and more to the point what planet is Mr environmentalist from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 A size 2 cork just don't be standing behind it if the pressure builds up to high. I wonder what PETA will make of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugman Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Cross cows with Kangaroos because apparently they don't ****?! That may help stop a few emissions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 I say put cows on the open licence. Will I need a .177 or a .22 though ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 No, you'll need a very thick Tin Hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 No, you'll need a very thick Tin Hate. I have enough hate as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 My question is, just how do you stop cows Farting, and more to the point what planet is Mr environmentalist from Outlaw vegetarians, more beef eaten = less bovines to **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 He's not heard of pavman's contribution then damn sight more than 3% I'll be bound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 A size 2 cork just don't be standing behind it if the pressure builds up to high. I wonder what PETA will make of that! axe i take it you seen that adult cartoon king ****. where the elephant had the cork stuck up its *** and the string rapped round to stop it coming out .thought of that cartoon still brings tears to my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 you can laugh but take a look ay history http://www.metacafe.com/watch/245995/how_t...rs_really_died/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 I think this story is just a load of bull **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 For my geography homework I drew a global warming cartoon of a hippy with a sign saying cows farting contributes to greenhouse gases in the atmosphere complete with farting cow and label indicating methane exiting it's bowels and then a speech bubble with the cow saying that ranting and raving hippies shouting releases Co2 a greenhouse gas. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 For my geography homework I drew a global warming cartoon of a hippy with a sign saying cows farting contributes to greenhouse gases in the atmosphere complete with farting cow and label indicating methane exiting it's bowels and then a speech bubble with the cow saying that ranting and raving hippies shouting releases Co2 a greenhouse gas. FM It was funny at the time I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 We could always plumb the cows ***** into the gas grid Free dependable gas source and all we need to feed them is grass and a hand full of feed nuts now and then in return LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidney Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 We could always plumb the cows ***** into the gas grid Free dependable gas source and all we need to feed them is grass and a hand full of feed nuts now and then in return LG sort of like a battery cow then lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Very a"moo"sing ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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